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THE CRIME

"It All Came Out in The Wash"

Gardner Jackson denied this.

President Lowell did too,

For he said that our pals were fired

To save a cent or two.

Them working girls,

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How we done 'em wrong!

Our hero came next in the offing.

Harvard Alumnus was he.

Corliss Lamont was his monicker.

And he got a queer idee

That we were their pals.

But we done 'em wrong.

Our hero was not to be slighted.

He called out the press to his aid.

He told 'em all about it,

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