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THE CRIME

Yale Daily News, Jan. 28, 1927.

Come live with me and my two daughters, Peaches! (Nisi nihil mortus) I'll renta car and tell reporters That where we go, they shall escort us.

I'll buy you teddy-bears and geese; Come, Peaches, can you care for these? A puppy dog, an alligator-- I'm just a lovable old satyr!

If these delights they mind may move Then live with me and be my love.

Envoy

I do not want a rubber goose Stop barking, daddy, it's no use. Your gifts are gold but you are loose Away! I cannot care for youse. --Diogenes, Daily Princetonian.

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"Helen is getting too big about the hips."--Suzanne Lenglen.

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"George has always been a good son, light hearted but never frivolous. He likes porterhouse steak and tea."--Mrs. Jane Young of George Young.

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"Macaroni is a great muscle builder."--Mussolini.

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