Come live with me and my two daughters, Peaches! (Nisi nihil mortus) I'll renta car and tell reporters That where we go, they shall escort us.
I'll buy you teddy-bears and geese; Come, Peaches, can you care for these? A puppy dog, an alligator-- I'm just a lovable old satyr!
If these delights they mind may move Then live with me and be my love.
Envoy
I do not want a rubber goose Stop barking, daddy, it's no use. Your gifts are gold but you are loose Away! I cannot care for youse. --Diogenes, Daily Princetonian.
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"Helen is getting too big about the hips."--Suzanne Lenglen.
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"George has always been a good son, light hearted but never frivolous. He likes porterhouse steak and tea."--Mrs. Jane Young of George Young.
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"Macaroni is a great muscle builder."--Mussolini.