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"Filling a long-felt need in the life of the University, the News so expanded that other colleges were quick to follow suit. The Harvard Crimson appeared in 1879, and a year later, the first issue of the Cornell Daily Sun was published,"--Yale Daily News, Jan. 28, 1927.

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"We earnestly request contributions from all members of the University." Harvard Magenta, Jan. 24, 1878.

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"We change our name that there may be no real change in our relations to the College, and, with a hope that this color may become a rallying word of victory before the summer is over, we present to our readers the first number of the Crimson."--Harvard Crimson, May 7, 1875.

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"The answer to the question, 'How much money can a university use profitably?' is the same as the question, 'How much whisky can a Scotchman drink?' Any given quantity."--President Lowell.

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"Lita's mother often suggested to me that I marry Lita."--Charles Spencer Chaplin

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"I don't get a kick out of being married to you."--Lita Grey Chaplin to Charles Spencer Chaplin.

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"We'll ruin you if you don't settle." Mrs. Grey to Charles Spencer Chaplin.

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Come live with me and my two daughters, Peaches! (Nisi nihil mortus) I'll renta car and tell reporters That where we go, they shall escort us.

I'll buy you teddy-bears and geese; Come, Peaches, can you care for these? A puppy dog, an alligator-- I'm just a lovable old satyr!

If these delights they mind may move Then live with me and be my love.

Envoy

I do not want a rubber goose Stop barking, daddy, it's no use. Your gifts are gold but you are loose Away! I cannot care for youse. --Diogenes, Daily Princetonian.

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"Helen is getting too big about the hips."--Suzanne Lenglen.

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"George has always been a good son, light hearted but never frivolous. He likes porterhouse steak and tea."--Mrs. Jane Young of George Young.

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"Macaroni is a great muscle builder."--Mussolini.