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THE CRIME

THE DEAN'S MEAT

Flitting by at the Charity Ball,

Glimpsed in a wooded New England lane

Modish misses at Carnegie Hall,

Cantering past us on the Mall,

In theatre lobby and city street,

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Figures that charm and allure and enthrall,--

The girls wenever can hope to meet!

T'other day, in that drizzling rain,

One passed by us, winsome and small;

Just to look at her gave us pain;

Wishing only she'd slip and fall,--

Wishing only we had the gall,--

Haply she'd hark to our plaintive bleat!

But somehow their presences always appall

The girls we never can hope to meet

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