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THE CRIME

THE DEAN'S MEAT

By R. L. W.,

The Dean sneered, "Ha ha!"

And filled out a card.

He sent it to the

Sophomore, "If that's the way he feels about it,

He'll corrupt the children's morals, and he can't stay in, our Yard."

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The Sophomore said,

"Dash-dash!"

And took a glass of water,

And went to see the Dean about the reason for the jam.

"Nobody," said the Dean, looking up from the funny page. "Nobody," he said, as he filled his pipe with something,

"Nobody," be said, "could call me a Tussy man,

BUT

You're not the only person who at times don't give a darn!"

Insisted upon by Congress Ballade of Unknown Ladles.

Across from us in the subway train.

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