All gulick were the schlesingers,

And the lowell cabot lord.

Plunk Goes a Penny!

Now that Harvard has fallen heir to the slot machines in New York subways, the University ought tothem over to the Business School to administer. This will give the boys laboratory practice in the mismanagement of big affairs Incipient captains of industry who can make two sticks of gum grow where one grew before will be awarded their degrees "summa cum Wrigley." Then, too, the following little poem sung to any old tune that fits, can serve as the HBS national anthem.

Put a penny in the slot

For the HBS,

It'll mean a mighty lot

To the HBS.

Little sticks of chewing gum

Make the wheels of business hum.

So lots line up at the slot.

It's the finest thing we've got

At the dear old HBS