What crimes are thus committed in they name!

Daily Novelette: Wild Donkeys

Charles Holyoke, youngest son of a pre-colonial Massachusetts family, was in his third year as a dropped freshman at Harvard. English A had begun to lose its fascination for him; the dining halls had made him a chronic dyspeptic; in short, life was dull. It was at this time that romance came into his life with young Betty Buxom. From the very first kiss they loved each other passionately. Then followed midnight swimming parties at Revere, so gay, so free, so So. One night, however, when they were frolicking about like water babies, Charles discovered to his great grief and joy, by an authentic mole under the left shoulder-blade, that beautiful Betty was his long-lost grandmother.

The Revised Harvardowockcy

"Twas Mayo and the maynadier

Did chase and seymour in the ford,

All gulick were the schlesingers

And the lowell cabot lord.

"Beware the merriman, my son,

From chaffee, babbitt thoughts refrain,

Beware the osterhout, and shun

The channing Mcllwain."

He look his edgell blade in hand.

Long time the shapley foe he sought;

So parkered he by the bacon rand