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THE CRIME

Song of the Hash Malden

Careful estimate by the law of probabilities shows that within the last forty-eight hours 105,710,619 people have asked: "What will the newspapers do for news now?"

"And Between Whiles Add a Line"

Dear People, dear Folks, I adore you.

I like you in brief, I am for you.

Humanity, Species and Race,

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I love you all over the place!

Arthur Guiterman in the Satevepost.

Dull People, dull Folks, I ignore you.

I loathe you in brief, I abhor you.

White, yellow and African races,

I can't bear the sight of your faces! F.P.A. in The World.

Dull Studies, dull Books, I neglect you.

I shun you in brief, I reject you.

Ec., Psych, and Philosophy lectures.

You're nothing but specious conjectures:

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