Miss Flyrte. - Oh, that! That's my idea of an all too simply perfect hat. I thought I might as well do something, you know. Isn't it a duck?

Tutor (blushing). - Really - ah - Miss Flyrte - I shall have to ask you to stop - after the hour.

Miss Flyrte. - Why, of course. I know you won't be cross. And mayn't I wait till one o'clock, so we can have a real, nice, long talk? Say yes, like a dear!

Tutor (utterly routed). - Well - ah - really - why

(Curtain.)

ARCHEOLOGY.Professor. - Now, then, about the stola.

Miss Gusher. - Oh, what very quite too awfully awful dresses those poor creatures used to wear! Such guys as they must have looked! Just fancy me, Professor, with a nasty, horrid, old tunica on, and the most dreadful-looking sleeves, and a palla hanging down over my l-limbs, - why, I should be a perfect fright! And, O Professor! don't you think the girls' stockings must have been -

Prof. (alarmed). - There - there - that'll do, that'll do - take your seat - take two seats - anything - anything - dear me, where on earth is Weeks! - Acta Columbiana.

ATTENTION is called to the advertisement of Dr. Tourjee's Conservatory of Music on page vii. This establishment is well adapted to meet the musical wants of Harvard men.

HERR MAURICE KEIL (from Saxony), Teacher of German, will be happy to read with Undergraduates from German classical authors, or other standard works; or give private instructions in the German Language.

Herr M. Keil begs to say that he has been engaged in tuition for above twenty years in England, and that he was resident German master at Oxford for four years and a half, where his teaching was much appreciated. For further particulars and terms, apply to Herr M. Keil, 12 Dunster Street, Cambridge