Lashes Senior Sales Design

DVD Senior Sales Design

Wig Senior Sales Design

Chair Senior Sales Design

Pencils Senior Sales Design

Senior Sales Gallery

Fwd: Senior Sale! Rare, Vintage, Extraneous

Anonymous Octopus left the Google Slides document. I started to despair.

Venn Diagram: Running into Your PAF vs. Running into Your Ex

Are they stalking me?

Course Petitions Levity Cover

I Spent Hours Petitioning for Classes and Still Haven’t Been Accepted to Any

It is time for Spring 2025 class registration, and all I see are rows and rows of orange clocks on my.harvard.

Roaches and Fliers and Ants, Oh My! A Guide to Handling Your Dorm Room Pests

When you see a roach, take hold of your nearest hammer-like instrument and go crazy. I am a big fan of shoes — specifically, the Chelsea boot. Who knew that my new fashion statement could deliver such a satisfying crash against the floor?

Venn Diagram: Canaday Showers, Chamber of Secrets

Not cleaned regularly.

Cold Email Levity Cover

Canaday Showers Venn Diagram

Hi Professor, This Desperate Student Needs Your Help

I’ve taken a break from writing emails laced with thinly-veiled flattery about how “fascinating” a researcher’s work is and how “meaningful” a professor’s lectures are. Instead, I’ve turned toward a much more unhinged format that has flooded my inbox in recent months: the election fundraising email.