Venn Diagram: Locking Eyes With a Turkey, Finding Out You Have an Assignment at 11:30

Fight or flight.

Turkey vs. 11:30 Venn Diagram

FM Mini Cryptic

Welcome to Fifteen Minutes first-ever cryptic crossword.

Pop-Up Bagels New Harvard Square Location Opening

Error 404: AI Not Found

On a fateful morning, Chad wakes up to find his friend, his therapist, his tutor, his everything — gone.

Error 404 Graphic

One More Tap

The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.

Visiting your internet-free cafe won’t satiate my bottomless hunger for brainrot

I’m more certain than ever that memes are at the top of my food pyramid, and I’m disillusioned from any notion that matcha and mousse might sufficiently correct my diet.

I Went to Every Event Pubbed To Me

Every pub email, every flyer, every overheard conversation in the dining hall — if the event fit in my schedule, I would attend it.

Venn Diagram: Harvard Foundation, Sharing Location

Questionable accuracy in representation.

Venn Diagram Location/Foundation

Mailing List Crisis

SUBJECT: [Currierwire] what the hell

Advice to Alan Garber

Have you considered selling merch?

Mailing List Graphic

Venn Diagram: Corsetry, LS1b

Darwinism