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Advice to Josh: How to Survive Grade Deflation
Ever since reading the recent report about grade inflation at Harvard, our perpetually confused freshman Josh has been feeling extra anxious. Should he quit all his extracurriculars? Bribe his professors to keep his 4.0? We’ve asked some of FM’s best for their wisdom on how Josh can survive the supposedly impending changes to grading norms at Harvard College.
As Odysseus Went His Many Roundabout Ways, So Too Did My Absentee Ballot
I can’t tell you the exact monsters my ballot has to fight, but if I were a conspiracy theorist I would certainly accuse the Deep State.
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On a fateful morning, Chad wakes up to find his friend, his therapist, his tutor, his everything — gone.
One More Tap
The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.
