One More Tap

The new laundry app, One More Tap — because clearly we’re not tapping our screens enough — was supposed to replace the hassle of coins and streamline the campus clothes-washing experience. My relationship with the app, however, is more complicated.

Venn Diagram: Harvard Foundation, Sharing Location

Questionable accuracy in representation.

Venn Diagram Location/Foundation

I Went to Every Event Pubbed To Me

Every pub email, every flyer, every overheard conversation in the dining hall — if the event fit in my schedule, I would attend it.

Visiting your internet-free cafe won’t satiate my bottomless hunger for brainrot

I’m more certain than ever that memes are at the top of my food pyramid, and I’m disillusioned from any notion that matcha and mousse might sufficiently correct my diet.

Mailing List Crisis

SUBJECT: [Currierwire] what the hell

Advice to Alan Garber

Have you considered selling merch?

Venn Diagram: The Stacks, Harvard Fights Back

In a dark place.

Corsetry vs. Ls1b

Venn Diagram: Corsetry, LS1b

Darwinism

Mailing List Graphic

The Stacks vs. Harvard Fights Back

Harvard’s Recession Indicators

Does the anxiety of the housing lottery ever make it feel like you’re living through a housing crisis? Are all of your friends comping HUCG this semester (or at least, they’re taking Ec 10b)?

HUCG vs. Folklore and Mythology

Basically a secondary.

9 a.m. vs. Course Mayhem

Elicits existential dread.