![Element 8: Boron Element 8: Boron](https://s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails.thecrimson.com/photos/2017/02/14/211634_1320573.jpg.800x800_q95_crop-smart_upscale.jpg)
Atomic Number: 5. Chemical Symbol: B. A solid metalloid found in the Earth’s crust. Unremarkable, except for the fact that high concentrations have been detected in recent issues of the Harvard Lampoon, a semi-secret Sorento Square organization that used to publish a so called humor magazine.