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Ahh, Harvard-Yale weekend, a weekend filled with drinks, laughter, and a dash of football. Even outside of campus, our listening ears are on, delivering you some overheards from The Game.

Harvard might have lost the game, but Yale lost me… and that’s the biggest loss they’ll ever take. —our obligatory cope comment

New Haven is a chopped city.

— Someone who went to Boston Latin (probably)

Size matters, sure. But at least we’re well-endowed

— A Harvard student in response to a “size matters” sweatshirt comparing the two stadiums

Four years is a long time to be in school… and a long time to not win.

— A clever Yalie (he ate with this) (something along these lines, it was lowkey a banger)

I woke up drunk.

— A frat boy after snoozing his alarm to go to the tailgate to consume, yes, you’ve guessed it, more alcohol.

They have peanut butter. But it’s not peanut butter, just butter but peanut.

— Harvard student in admiration of the Yale dhall (shoutout Ezra Stiles)

You have four professors on the Epstein list, four!

— A Yalie heckling a group photo of Harvard students.

You guys also probably have professors on the Epstein list

— A Harvard student's comeback to said heckling Yalie.

At least we won the tailgate.

— Harvard kids durrrr

I just woke up from a vertical nap in the hotel lobby

— An exhausted Harvard student who didn’t want to walk 30 minutes back to main campus. Because who would want to walk 30 minutes back to main campus.

My heart bleeds Chi Psi
— Passerby

Who IS that???

— My Yale friend when we came back to randos asleep in his common room.

If I was a random person asleep in a common room I’d fake sleep and hear what they say about me.

— My other friend

How is there already a Crimson article out, they had to have had that prepared!

— A passerby leaving the stadium

The cheerleaders would have won instead

— Anyone who watched how the game played out.

Why does New Haven give Gotham City

— Batman, probably

I just want to go home and be in my blanket burrito and sleep for 15 hours after this weekend.

You need to be swaddled and returned to the womb like Freud said.

— A conversation at the station

“You’re my YUZZ”

— A Harvard girl to a Yale guy

We need to go to all of the mixers to find my Yale cross-legacy

— One Harvard girl

Do you really want to taint your bloodline though??

— Her friend