Welcome to "Listen Up!," Flyby's weekly advice column, written by two jobless, washed-up seniors from their futon in Winthrop.

We rounded up some of your most poignant questions from the last few weeks and responded with our unfailing wisdom.

Q: I'm interested in a senior. Too late to do anything about it?

A: Is that senior one of us? Are you over 5'10"? Then it's never too late.

Regardless, you still have two whole months to lay some smooth moves on this senior. Let's be real: when was the last time you had a hook up/relationship that lasted much longer anyway? And if you do happen to find your soulmate in the Class of 2013, we have some good news: just because we are graduating doesn't mean we are disappearing, dying, or agreeing to arranged marriages.

Graduation is not some sort of expiration stamp on all relationship (or even kind-of-relationship) potential with people here. In fact, based on our research, most successful Harvard couples began dating long after graduation, once they gained some perspective, humility, and real world skills. Like actually asking people on dates.

Q: Dear Listen Up:

I keep losing my jacket when I party in the basement of the Owl. This has happened four times now. What should I do? I can't keep losing my jackets like this. It's becoming a really expensive habit.

xoxo,