With approximately 1600 people in your class, it must say something when you're deemed one of the 15 hottest freshmen. We applaud you, you fresh-faced and virile youngsters. We look forward to seeing what three more years at this place will do to your physiques and states of mind.

With that sober introduction, check out some of our favorite moments (and more pictures of beautiful people!) below:

 

Jonathan R. Mason's best trait is not any old smile. It's this one: ;-)

More glamor after the jump.

Elizabeth C. Ahern's favorite thing about being a sophomore: "Punch events!" No shame, this one.

Crystal Y. Coser loves her "booty." Maybe this is the wrong picture, then?

 

Christophe A.T. Van (of "Mr. Asian Sensation" fame, if you recall) likes to describe himself with adverbs. We think that's what adjectives are for, Christophe, but hey, NBD.

Adam B. Vartikar will marry you for your money.

Check out the rest of the hottest freshmen online! Also, for the lascivious and lovelorn amongst you: Dunster Dining Hall and Adams House got some serious shout-outs, and it looks as though most of these freshmen are single, so if you find yourself lonely and heartbroken this fall, make sure to head over to those two places to snatch up some (hopefully still) single sexy sophomores.

Photos courtesy of Terrell Woods, Natasha Coleman/The Crimson