What a great way to end our 3-day weekend. Last night's episode of Gossip Girl had us gagging at all the cliché lines and reeling with all the plot developments. Let's see. Two break-ups, two weddings, two Orlando Bloom references, it's just too much too handle. Without further ado, our usual storyline ratings after the jump. Spoilers abound. Sorry, there really isn't a way to do this without spoilers.
The Lily and Rufus need to shut up and getting married already storyline.
PowerPlay: Lily wears the pants in the relationship. +3
Is friends with Mayor Bloomberg. +5
LilyFail: Lily has writer's block. -3
Is [probably] no longer friends with Mayor Bloomberg after wasting his time by running away from her own wedding. -5
Fashion Points: Lily's updo at her wedding. We like. +3
Um, what's with the magenta ruffles? -3
Worst Line Ever: "Or we could just LEAP. Let's LEAP, let's get MARRIED, like SOON, TOMORROW, LEAPPPP!" -10
Runner-up: "Wufus! I'm coming with you! He's our son! We're doing this together!" -5
The Vanessa is a pawn storyline.
Tragic Flaw: Has no spine. -20
Or brain. -50
VanessaFail: Throughout the entire episode. -20