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Testing the H-Bomb

The study of a desperate, desperate man

Her: “That’s fine. No problem. Are you in school somewhere else?”

Me: “Yeah. I go to Harvard.”

Her: “Wow! Harvard! That’s so cool.”

Me: “Yeah. I guess it is.”

Her: “Must mean you are pretty loaded.”

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Me: “Well, not really. But I…”

Her: “Do you wanna buy some coke?”

Me: “What?”

Her: “I’ve been trying to sell it for a while. Sounds like you could afford it.”

Me: “Heh. Nah. I’m not interested.”

Her: “I have something more hardcore. But you may not remember much from tonight.”

Me: “No it’s ok, but I would…”

She wasn’t interested.

Trial 3:

I approached a group of girls

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