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Testing the H-Bomb

The study of a desperate, desperate man

Me: “Hey”

Her: “Hey”

2 minutes of staring straight ahead

Me: “So I go to Harvard.”

Her: “That’s cool.”

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Me: “Where do you go to school?”

Her: “Here.”

Me: “That makes sense.”

Her: “Yeah. I guess it does.”

2.5 minutes of staring straight ahead

Her: “Good meeting you.”

Trial 2:

Me: “Hey, my name’s Dash.”

Her: “Oh, my name’s Kristi. This is actually my room. Who are you here with?”

Me: “Sorry. I’m just visiting some friends who go here, and they said they were invited over.”

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