Maybe Harvard is looking to buy some start-ups with its newfound discretionary cash. It could even buy a few started in dorms on campus! Or the university could use some of its money to seed a new hedge fund, managed by its recent graduates. One thing is very clear, though: The Undergraduate Council will see none of this money.
Because, hey, business is business.
Jacob R. Drucker ’15, a Crimson editorial writer, is an economics concentrator in Mather House. His column appears on alternate Fridays.