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{shortcode-b90e21d5348da9c4fe11f4ed651813a073c8ab0d}It’s officially time to start bundling up in scarves and walking briskly to class. With midterms taking their toll, staying caffeinated and maintaining normal levels of body heat has never been more important. Here are a couple of places to waste your most recent paycheck in order to stay awake and optimistic as winter makes its quick approach.

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Cardamom Latte at the Art Museum

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I could write an ode to the powers of cardamom. From its floral scent to its earthy undertones, the spice’s deep flavors truly encapsulate the spicy warmth of early autumn. Sipping this surprisingly bodacious beverage in the Art Museums Atrium reaffirmed my love for the cafes carved into nooks of my alma mater. Mild enough to celebrate the rustic charm of the latte but strong enough to evoke smells of bakeries in the early morning, this latte may be the very best Harvard-sponsored beverage on campus.

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Peppermint Tea at Bluestone

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I only dare to enter Bluestone in my sharpest peacoat and chunkiest scarf, but if you are up to the challenge, the eclectic coffee shop serves caffeinated beverages of every variety for every taste. As a dairy-free darling, I have recently found myself drawn to the electric blue kettles and tea cups. You can easily spend two hours evading November chills on the cafe’s second floor as you refill your teacup with the freshly steeped, revitalizing tonic. Made from organic Egyptian peppermint picked at peak season, this aromatic cup of tea is sure to settle your nerves and warm your heart.

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Turmeric & Honey Latte at Tatte

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I know that turmeric as a concept is a polarizing take, but the health benefits of consuming the plant have become institutionalized. Having grown up taking turmeric baths and mixing the pigmented powder into hot water at the behest of my Ayurvedic grandmother, I can speak firsthand to the antioxidant’s legendary ability to reduce inflammation, soften cramps, and heal joints. The obvious caveat of ingesting a turmeric anything is its taste: I can’t argue with the fact that the substance on its own can go down like a mouthful of quicksand. Tatte, however, has managed to master balancing the perfect amount of turmeric and honey with dairy, concocting the perfect drinkable dessert to keep the doctor away during flu season. From the yellow froth to the hint of honeyed sweet, this drink will keep you fiending for more.

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Dirty Oat Chai at Faro Café

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My life changed after I stepped in Faro for the first time. No cafe I have ever entered — and I make a habit out of entering many — has quite grasped the concept of elegant quirkiness in the same way. Taken away by the beauty, I feared that the beverages wouldn’t be able to maintain my awe — boy was I wrong. My dairy-free, caffeinated tea perfectly combined the rustic savory of cinnamon with the mild sweet of chai. Layered on top of nutty oat milk, the caffeine and the spice ascended me to latte heaven. The chai, while not nearly as layered as my family recipe, conveyed its New England Pinterest charm leagues above Starbucks or Peet’s.

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There you have it, four drinks that’ll help you gaslight yourself into thinking cold weather is actually kind of slay as you seek caffeine and the leaves change color. Cute beverages solve a lot of problems in college, so let these fall beverages scare the midterm heebie-jeebies away.

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{shortcode-d9ecb5e4e07456f8f220f2fdaca769026a7027ab}As I have now fully embraced the dread and reality of the situation that I am indeed a senior, I’ve reached the stage of appreciating all the things about Harvard that I’ll miss after I graduate. And there’s no doubt about it: I’m going to miss taking my silly little hot-girl-mental-health walks by the river, especially during golden hour, aka peak sunset watching. Especially now that the fall season is in full swing, take some time out of your evening and enjoy the sunset at these locations!

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John W. Weeks Bridge

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Classic. Iconic. What screams sunset more than Weeks Bridge? Especially if you’re a River House resident, the Weeks Bridge is the go-to place to watch the sunset. I usually venture here after dinner, sometimes alone, sometimes with friends. It’s the perfect spot to take some beautiful sunset photos (because if you don’t post them, how will people know you went sunset watching?), and, if you’re brave enough, you can hop onto the railing for some even better views. And hey, sometimes you’ll even catch a rower or two, making your sunset snapshot even more picturesque.

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Mather Towers (subtle flex)

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Say what you will about Mather, but my house definitely has its perks. One of many: the beautiful sunset view from the comfort of my own room. And the higher you go, the better the view. From one window, I can see Prudential Center in Boston; from another, I get a beautiful river view. Mather Tower >>>>

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Anderson Memorial Bridge (aka the other bridge by the stadium)

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My post-dinner walks usually start from Mather, cross over Weeks bridge, and the walk towards the Harvard Stadium before looping back around across the Anderson Memorial Bridge. Something about bridges and sunsets just ✨makes sense ✨. I will say, though, the experience isn’t as satisfying on this bridge due to the cars/buses/shuttles on this road. The street noise takes you out of the sunset immersion mood, but the view is definitely still comparable.

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Science Center Math Lounge Balcony

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For all the STEM people out there, if you’re stuck in the Science Center during the late afternoon/early evening hours due to whichever pset is the bane of your existence that week, take a quick break to head to the Math Lounge on the fourth floor. There’s a balcony there where you can get some fresh air and catch a glimpse of the color-changing sky. And hey — the Math Lounge has Nespresso machines for anyone to use… 👀

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Longfellow Bridge

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A little far of a trek, so not really a go-to spot for me, but if you find yourself around the MIT area (or if you’re taking the T during sunset hour), here’s yet another bridge from which you can enjoy the sunset! I happened to be in a car crossing into Boston and caught the view. Personally, not enticing enough to make the journey down Mass. Ave. for fun, but a pleasant surprise nonetheless.

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10th Floor of Smith

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To be honest, I’ve been to the 10th floor of Smith only once throughout my time here at Harvard, and I wasn’t particularly compelled to go there a second time just to catch a quick sunset. That said though, I’m willing to bet that there’s potential for a beautiful view. Maybe I’ll make my second visit sometime before the end of my senior year…

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A Literal Helicopter

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Apparently you can go on a sunset tour of Boston in a helicopter. This one’s not really on campus per se, but hey — go big or go home right?

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I will admit my bias: Weeks Bridge is and always will be my favorite sunset watching location. Something about watching the sky change color at the end of a long day makes the Harvard experience just a little less terrible. Here’s to more photos to add to the photo album on my phone titled “Sunsets 🌇.” Happy sunset watching!

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{shortcode-7028918328275634274b1000dc0f39f671352642}Every fall, despite our commitment to being ~quirky~, ~avant-garde~, and never mainstream, Flyby gives in to our primal craving for everything pumpkin-spiced. And can you blame us when Trader Joe’s is just across the river begging us to try their newest fall items? It’s just impossible to look a pumpkin pretzel in the eye and say, “Like meh. I’d rather not.”

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So here’s the roundup you all have been waiting for. Enjoy.

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Vanilla Pumpkin Candle

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If you’re a candle person, we cannot stress how yummy this candle smells. It’s like inhaling Starbucks syrup. But don’t actually inhale syrup. Or eat your candle. Our main critique about this item is that it smells more like vanilla than like pumpkin. Then again, what exactly does a squash smell like?

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Rating: 8/10 (points docked for vanilla/pumpkin imbalance).

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Pumpkin Spiced Joe-Joe’s

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Call us turkeys because we gobble, gobble, gobbled these down. If you like pumpkin spice, then this is the cookie for you: a pumpkin Joe-Joe covered in a spiced yogurt coating. A touch of sea salt cuts through the sugary sweetness so you can convince yourself that you’re definitely not giving yourself cavities. And if you don’t love pumpkin spice, well… wyd?

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Rating: 10/10 because sugar and spice and everything nice.

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Pumpkin-Spiced Teeny Tiny Pretzels

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This is the perfect snack for everyone manifesting a Pinterest Autumn. Somehow, their teeny-tinyness makes them even more tasty. These mini pretzels are the perfect addition to any housewarming, club meeting or HUDS struggle-dinner.

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Corinne was not a fan (too much Trader Joe’s… too much). Ellen is convinced Corinne needs to get her taste buds checked.

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Rating: 11/10 (at least, if your name is Ellen).

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Almond Chipotle Sauce

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Overall, we thought this was a pretty solid non-dairy dip. The chipotle flavor comes through pretty well and the toasty orange color makes this a perfect fall food. Some of us *cough Corinne* thought it was a little spicy, but hey, that didn’t stop all three of us from kind of demolishing the entire container. Our only complaint was that it was a little too runny.

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Rating: 8.5/10 for low viscosity. #science.

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Ghosts & Bats

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These spooky chips, in the words of Ellen S. Deng, “are just a vehicle of crunch.” Given that they are basically just potatoes and salt, this synthesis makes sense. They aren’t claiming to be seasoned. Or flavored. Still, who doesn’t love a good potato chip? Especially when it’s in the shape of a ghost. Or dipped in the almond chipotle sauce mentioned above.

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Rating: 7/10 for being bland but cute.

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Honey Crisp Apple Granola

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Behold the honey crisp. The holy grail of apples, the star of the show, the sunlight on a rainy day. When you cross nature’s most perfect apple specimen with granola, you get this new fall TJs item. We loved it. It was ✨Fall✨ in a bag. It was breakfast revolutionized. There were even real dried apple pieces. Seriously, go get some. Now.

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Rating: 11/10 for simply stealing the show.

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Fall Harvest Salsa

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Think salsa but with … apples? And butternut squash? At what point can you legally still call this stuff salsa? Regardless, whatever this salsa tomato-based sauce was, we enjoyed it. Ellen was unequivocally a fan. Janani didn’t love the texture of the apples but she did like the sweet flavor which balanced fall spices like cinnamon with traditional savory ones like cumin. Corinne applauded this salsa for reallyyyy keeping us on the edge of our seats… we love a good curveball.

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Rating: 8/10 for conflicting flavors that somehow worked.

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Mini Maple Marshmallows

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Not gonna lie, we were a little (a lot) scared of these. The fear was that the maple flavor would overwhelm us. We were very pleasantly surprised. The maple was mild and the marshmallows themselves were not rot-your-teeth-off sweet. We can totally envision a toasty maple s’more with a bunch of these li’l guys in the middle or a maple-y hot chocolate to transition you into the holiday vibes.

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Rating: 9/10 for being yummy, but zero nutrition.

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Apple Cider Hand Soap

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Foaming hand soap is fun. Foaming hand soap that smells like apple cider is even more fun. But this product is maybe a little too fun. It smells well-spiced. But it smells so spicy that it borders on smelling like pine? Or some other intense fall nature-y scent. tl;dr if you wash your hands with this soap in the morning, be prepared to smell it for the rest of your day.

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Rating: 6/10 for being too enthusiastic.

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Pumpkin Spice Batons

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Like most fall snacks, this is just another excuse to consume inordinate amounts of cinnamon, cardamom, and whatever allspice is. However, like most baton-like snacks, it kind of feels like you’re eating rolls of pumpkin-spiced crunchy air, but somehow, we can’t stop.

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Rating: 6/10 for just being a lot of air.

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What are you bringing to your next club meeting? We recommend the Ghosts & Bats, Almond Chipotle sauce, and the Pumpkin Spiced Joe Joe’s for a solid roundup of sweet savory fall flavors. And the mini maple marshmallows if you want to immediately become the center of attention.

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{shortcode-ed4550f46c9f36986c1915b4208cf704e50f083f}We’ve all been there. It’s been a long day, you’re tired, you’re hangry, you just want to walk in peace with zero interruptions. But alas, you have friends! You run into people everywhere you go, from your freshman year roommate to that kid from last semester’s Gen Ed section who you vaguely nod at.

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Some days, it’s okay to not be in the mood to smile and wave. So, Flyby is here to tell you how to do it with the least feelings hurt! Unless, of course, you’re trying to shake that acquaintance. In that case, proceed to the last option.

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Headphones In, Main Character Moment

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As the Main CharacterTM, you are too busy listening to the soundtrack of your life and pondering the many woeful turns your semester is taking to recognize the extras passing by on the street. So pop in those headphones (maybe tuck that hair back so your AirPods are visible to the audience) and dance your way through life without having to hear anyone shout out an unwelcome hello!

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The Cobblestone Hobble

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Works best where the sidewalk bricks are trashed, so basically anywhere near the upperclassman dorms. Stare at your feet, pretend you’re going to trip if you don’t stare intently at the ground, because you actually might. No one can fault you there!

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Feign Poor Eyesight

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This one is for my glasses-wearing girlies and gentlemen out there. Just take them off! If your friends are used to seeing you with them on, they’ll instantly notice that you don’t have glasses on and thus won’t acknowledge them. Bonus points for this one since you probably actually won’t be able to recognize them. Extra bonus points if people are so used to your glasses that they don’t recognize you.

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Pick Up a ‘Phone Call’

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…or actually make one, if you feel awkward holding a phone to your ear with no one on the other end. If someone recognizes you but sees you’re on an oh-so-important phone call, they’ll leave you well alone. What if it’s a career-changing call? Or your mother? Crisis averted!

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Text Someone (Or type aggressively on your notes app so it seems like you have important conversations to attend to)

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Everyone ever has had a moment where they start texting or scrolling just to seem like they’re doing something. I’m a frequent offender myself, if we’re being honest. Just use this method when you spot someone coming, and then keep walking by without looking up or making eye contact. Works like a charm ;)

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Be Assertive. Make Eye Contact. Then Look Away.

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Okay, this one might make you look like a jerk. But if your day is bad enough to the point where you can look someone you know in the eye, and choose not to acknowledge them, then I’m sure they will find it within themselves to forgive you. Maybe shoot them an apology text later though.

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That’s all we have for you today! Keep these tips and tricks up your sleeve for a rainy day, and if you offend someone in the process, well, you didn’t get the idea from us.

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Q: Dear Flyby, how do I make new friends when we’re all busy?

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A: Don’t worry, we’ve got you. Become friends with the person you kicked out of a room in Smith because you reserved it. I’m not kidding, I’ve actually made not one, but TWO new friends this way. After you open the door and say, “Hey sorry, I reserved this room,” strike up a conversation with the person who’s hastily gathering up their things (this will also make things less awkward). A simple “How’s your day going?” will do the trick. In Room 4 of the Smith Collab Commons, I met one girl who also lives in Eliot (and now we always say hi to each other!). In Room 2, I met a fellow junior who I’m actually grabbing dinner with soon. Who knew that such a lovely acquaintance could be made while kicking someone out?

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New friends are always around the corner… even when you’re doing laundry. Last week, I talked to a girl in the laundry room for 20 minutes. Granted, she started the conversation with me, but she has inspired me to make more laundry room friends. There’s usually another person down there who also has three minutes left on the washing machine after their timer went off too early — why not strike up a conversation to pass the time?

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One of the easiest ways to make a new friend is to introduce yourself to that one person you see everywhere in your House! I know I know, everyone says to do this, but no one actually does. Everyone has those people that they somehow see everywhere around their house. You see them while crossing the courtyard, in the dhall, on your 2 a.m. water refilling trek… they’re just everywhere. I promise you, knowing their name and waving to them is so much better than awkwardly looking down at your phone as you pass each other for the third time that day. It’s as easy as, “I feel like I see you around the house all the time, what’s your name?”

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Okay, so I highly encourage you to read the room before asking a random person how their day is going. Sometimes people are not in the mood to socialize (myself included), so make sure the target isn’t in a hurry, doesn’t have their AirPods in, or looking like they’re on the verge of bursting into tears.

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Happy friend-making!

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xoxo,

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Flyby Blog

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Sometimes you need something to repeat under your breath on the way to class besides “I’m so tired” and “fml” and the Krebs cycle. Something that says, “I can get through today.” That’s where Flyby comes in.

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Affirmations for before your first class of the day:

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“I am not addicted to caffeine.”

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“Five hours of sleep is enough, because I make it enough.”

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“I did this every day, an hour earlier, in high school.”

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“I will not be cold-called before I drink my cold brew.”

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Affirmations for exams:

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“I am more than my grades.”

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“Well, I think I’m more than my grades.”

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“Yes, I’m more… um… my grades do not define… um…”

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“If I don’t know something, it can’t possibly be that important.”

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Affirmations for while you write a paper:

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“My thoughts make sense because otherwise I probably would not be thinking them.”

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“4,000 words is a state of mind.”

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“This is better than a pset.”

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“I write better than ChatGPT… At least better than ChatGPT 3.”

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Affirmations for the dhall:

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“The fro-yo machine will be working.”

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“There will still be large salad bowls available.”

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“I will find a friend to sit with.”

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Affirmations for every occasion:

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“I am not sick, it’s just allergies.”

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“I will not finish this nap feeling like I have entered an alternate reality.”

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“I will dodge tourists with ease and grace.”

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“I am almost definitely not forgetting to do something I have to be doing.”

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Repeat these as often as needed. You’ve got this… probably.

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Good morning to all who celebrate!

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The beauty of a new-found Harvard day lies in the breadth of possibilities of your first waking hours. For some, mornings are peacefully filled with chirping birds in Lowell courtyard amidst a sky of changing colors. For others, the first few hours of the day are best associated with the sweet sound of the Currier fire alarm or a chorus of concrete construction (hello Adams).

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With a nonexistent bedtime and an alarm that is starting to feel more and more optional, hope for a college circadian rhythm may seem lost. So whether you’re typically chained to the tables of Lamont basement until the wee hours of the morning or are craving the stamina of your former 6-a.m.-rising high school self, this flyby how-to should help increase your chances of making it to hot (or cold) breakfast.

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Leave your shades up and curtains open

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Blackout shades are incredible, but quite literally the antithesis of what you need for an early morning wake up. Following our technique may force you into becoming an early bird as there’s no place to hide from those sun rays… or your neighbors.

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Make your alarm #fun

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Sick of Apple’s By The Seaside or Radar (Default) alarm ringtones? Me too. Make Your Wakeup Fun AgainTM by downloading the Hannah Montana theme song. Blast good ol’ Eminem “Till I Collapse” or “Lose Yourself” to electrify your morning. Stroll to class with “Walking On Sunshine” or “Lovely Day” to romanticize your a.m… (heard it helps quell your persistent RBF).

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Abuse the buddy system and/or befriend an athlete.

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Do you have a friend or a mere acquaintance who is a varsity athlete? Great! Use this to your absolute advantage by creating a morning wakeup ~buddy system~. Do they have a mandatory 7 a.m. conditioning? Great — call me at 6:59! 6:00 a.m. practice? Perfect. Personally, come wake me up at 8:30, please.

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Lure yourself out of bed with the thought of discounted coffee

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Here’s your tentative schedule… Monday: Free Dunkin’ medium hot or iced coffee with any purchase. Tuesday: a free small coffee at Harvard Art Museums Cafe. Wednesday: splurge at Blue Bottle. Thursday: BOGO 50-percent-off Starbucks. Friday: convince yourself dhall coffee will suffice.

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Sign yourself up for a workout class

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What’s the best way to shoot out of bed as soon as your alarm sounds? The dread which comes from possibly missing the absurdly priced workout class you signed yourself up for in a state of overwhelming optimism. Run.

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You, before reading this article: “Every morning is a fight against myself, and I lose every time.”

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You, after indulging in this work of elite journalism: as much of a morning person as the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshman in your 9 a.m. section. You're welcome.

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While some guys think of the Roman Empire on a daily basis, the rest of us might have some more… “normal” things that live in our minds rent-free. As Harvard students, we all share one singular brain cell anyway, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that we think about the same things. So what’s the equivalent of a Harvard student’s Roman Empire?

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Red

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What is his best catch? How is it possible that each week he has a new best catch? If all houses have the same menu, which house gets his BEST best catch? What about red spiced chicken? Is this him spicing the chicken? Is it a blend he created? I have been searching for answers for more than three years. One day, I will find Red himself and ask.

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The Quad Shuttle

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With Passio GO! being a little less than 100 percent accurate (although I can finally stop checking online for the schedule), this one hurts a little too much. Let’s be real though, with Cambridge traffic, it is entirely possible to walk faster than the shuttle drives. Try to enjoy that before it gets too freezing to function.

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The Cardamom Chai Latte at the Art Museums

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It’s less than $5! It’s phenomenal! It’s at the Art Museums! What is there not to daydream about?

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*Insert Your Favorite Sidechat Post*

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Some of us keep thinking about certain TFs, and others are just looking to capitalize on a well-timed photo to maximize karma. Every campus event brings us many anonymous users posting Sidechats live, and for the entertainment and breaking news, we are eternally grateful.

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Remy’s Location

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Whether you’ve had one brush with our favorite campus celebrity or see him all the time around Barker, we have all obsessed over finding Remy at some point. With Sidechat constantly on the lookout for any sightings and chronicling about his well-being, everyone will be envious if you snag some time with him.

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Winter Break

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Yes, we might have just started the semester, but I am already envisioning myself lying on my parents’ couch while I binge watch all the “Twilight” movies and eat a pint of ice cream. No thoughts, head empty. If we manifest hard enough, we can get there soon.

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The next time you’re trying to awkwardly connect with somebody over small talk, bring up one of these topics instead of the usual, “So what are you thinking of concentrating in?” Since we all think about the same things all the time anyway, you are 100 percent guaranteed to make a new friend. Or you know, at least successfully pretend that you have social skills.

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Welcome to the October edition of Burst the Harvard Bubble (yes, please ignore the fact that it is 10 days late). Now that we have settled into a rhythm for the semester with midterms and quizzes every other week, club meetings every other night, and skipping 9 a.m. lectures every other day, it’s time to think back to the promise you made yourself at the beginning of the year — no, not that one — GET OUT OF HARVARD!

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Here are some fun events happening off-campus for the rest of October for you to check out!

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The Eras Tour Movie – premiering Oct. 13

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If you’re like me and unfortunately was victimized by TicketMaster last year while trying to get tickets for the Eras Tour 😭and have been dealing with FOMO 😒 all summer watching clips of the concert, our time is here! “Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour” movie is coming out on Friday, October 13. Hopefully dressing up in your finest Eras Tour Concert movie outfit and singing along to your favorite songs for 2 hours and 48 minutes will bring you joy and help you forget the pains of your midterm results.

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Boston Veg FoodFest 2023 – Oct. 14 & 15

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Did the HUDS grilled chicken traumatize you away from eating meat for the time being? Interested in learning more about plant-based food and lifestyle products? Ever been to Roxbury or simply want to explore the area? Then the Boston Veg Foodfest 2023 is here for you! Feel free to shop at the marketplace, taste samples, and learn from experts in the fields of plant-based nutrition, culinary arts, athletics, climate, and sustainability.

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The final Open Newbury Street of the year – Oct. 15

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If you haven’t had the chance to go to Newbury Street yet this semester, this upcoming Sunday, Oct. 15 is the perfect opportunity to do so. Sunday sees the final Open Newbury Street of the year – a time where the shopping and restaurant district is fully open to pedestrians to peruse the length of Newbury Street. Of course, Newbury Street isn’t going anywhere. But, there’s just something special about the pedestrian-only version of Newbury (perhaps it’s the freedom of not worrying that you’ll accidentally get hit by incoming traffic) that makes Open Newbury Street just a tad more special than usual. Besides, it’s the last one until next July and especially for the seniors among us, it’s our very last Open Newbury Street as a Harvard student 🥺.

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The Broadway Rave – Oct. 21

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Musicals fans, this is our time to shine. The musical-theme dance party is coming to Brighton Music Hall on Oct. 21 for just one night only. If you’ve ever lamented the lack of Hamilton or Les Mis soundtrack at the club, this event is the one for you.

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Fenway Flea - Oct. 22

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Ah yes, the classic Fenway Flea market and a Boston staple. The weekly flea market just across the river is the perfect opportunity to check out some fantastic small businesses, ranging from vintage clothing, jewelry, records, and more while also enjoying some nice music from the lineup of artists. Not to mention all the snacks and beverages presented by The Wine Press Fenway. It’s an event not to be missed!

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Boston Lights: A Lantern Experience - Until Oct. 29

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Do you like animals? Do you like lanterns? Then make sure to come out to Franklin Park Zoo before Oct. 29 to experience the 55 magnificent displays comprising hundreds of beautifully crafted lanterns spanning Franklin Park Zoo’s 72 acres. From real animals to mythical creatures, the Boston Lights experience will reawaken your inner child in a delightful and dazzling display of lights.

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Visiting Salem

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And of course, the witching month of October will not be complete without a trip to Salem! Located just over an hour train drive away, the infamous town is a must-see Halloween destination for everyone in the New England area. Come for a day of spooky fun, overpriced food, and witchy merchandise. If the Salem Witch Trial is your Roman Empire, then this event is a can’t miss on your Harvard bucket list!

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Between all the midterms and exciting events on campus, it can be quite easy to forget that there’s a world beyond Harvard Square. Before winter comes and finals have us all trapped inside Lamont, we hope you can have some time exploring the events that Boston has to offer!

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Have you ever heard someone say that what unites us is stronger than what divides us? Leave that energy at the door because instead we are categorizing and then judging Harvard students by their screen time breakdowns!

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Exhibit A: The Panicked STEM Major

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8h: Goodnotes

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2h: FaceTime

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30m: Google

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30m: ChatGPT

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1h: Hinge

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The Panicked STEM Major uses Goodnotes (or Notability) for lecture notes, psets and any other studying/notes, so they end up having spent the entire day on one app. I guess the $7 they spent on the app was worthwhile. The Panicked STEM Major also spends at least two hours on FaceTime, either crying to someone or frantically finishing up a pset with a friend. They spend some time Googling and ChatGPTing, too — mostly trying to ask Google and ChatGPT for answers to their problem sets only to find that the words and numbers are so long and convoluted that even AI can’t save them now. When the psets and midterms occasionally quiet down, the Panicked STEM Major realizes that they might not want to be alone forever, so they answer all the fun Hinge questions only to ignore all their Hinge messages. Panicked STEM Majors, after all, just downloaded Hinge for the delusion fuel.

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Exhibit B: The Future Gen Ed Professor

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1h: Libby

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2h: X or Twitter or Whatever

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30m: Duolingo

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2h: Uber Eats

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2h: Messages

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The Future Gen Ed Professor actually reads books for fun. Somehow, the joy of reading has not been forcefully sucked from their bodies by the 900 pages of weird philosophical thought experiments they had to read for class, or whatever humanities majors do at school. They spend a few hours scrolling through the Former Bird App, and their feed is probably full of poetry bots that spit out pretty book quotes every few hours. The Future Gen Ed Professor has great fear and reverence for the great and mighty Duolingo Owl and makes sure to do their daily rituals — sorry, lessons. They spend lots of time choosing their meals through Uber Eats, because you will never catch a Future Gen Ed Professor in a Harvard dining hall. They also have several close friends to regularly communicate with, hence the two hours in Messages. Perhaps they even have a “group chat,” or whatever people do with several close friends. Not that Exhibit A would know.

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Exhibit C: The Chill STEM Major

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4h: Zoom

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15m: TransLoc

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3h: TikTok

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2h: WhatsApp

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1h: Goodnotes

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The Chill STEM Major does not need to cry or panic or scream about their classes. They simply go to every single office hours available and end up with straight As, leaving all their classmates baffled and extremely jealous. Most of their instructors have in-person office hours, but for the ones that don’t, the Chill STEM Major spends four hours on Zoom. The rest of the Chill STEM Major’s time is spent aggressively pipetting in the lab, which always begins with opening the TransLoc app and wondering why the M2 shuttle is late yet again. The Chill STEM Major is up to date on all the latest TikTok trends and distributes the TikToks to all their friends through WhatsApp, because for some reason their friends exclusively use WhatsApp. The Chill STEM major only needs one hour on Goodnotes and their notes are just illegible chicken scratch meant to keep them awake in lecture. They just go to lecture for the attendance points, and they could honestly teach the class.

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Exhibit D: The Finance Kid

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5h: Stocks app

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1h: Crypto.com

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2h: Sidechat

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1h: Snapchat

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1h: Safari

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I am not sure what Finance Kids do, but I once was in the HSA building elevator and heard two guys discussing how they regretted not investing in the S and Pee 500. So, I assume the Finance Kid spends several hours looking at Stonks. The Finance Kid also spends time on Crypto.com doing secretive crypto things. I presume the Finance Kid also spends lots of time on Sidechat to read all the deeply-thought out roasts of Finance Kids. I must also point out that 100 percent of Snapchat users in the Harvard Square area belong to Exhibit D. Finance Kids can always be seen doing the New York Times crossword puzzles in their lectures, because they enjoy channeling their inner grandparents.

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Note: If you feel that you don’t identify with any of these categories, it means you belong in Exhibit E: The Normal, Well-Adjusted Adult. Congratulations.

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\r\n(Or, you’re Exhibit F: The Addicted to Instagram Reels.)

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The sun is officially setting before 7 p.m., so you know what that means… seasonal depression Gilmore Girls season! Even though Rory ended up choosing Yale (which arguably may have led to her character’s downfall), her first love will undeniably always be Harvard <3. This fall season, here are a few ways to channel your inner Gilmore girl and appreciate this time of year to the fullest.

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Explore a new coffee shop

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One amazing thing about Cambridge that cannot be overemphasized is its abundance of coffee shops. What’s more Gilmore-core than a cup of coffee on a fall day? A maple latte from Pavement or a pumpkin latte from Peet’s will warm you up from the inside out. If you’re like me and cannot bring yourself to drink coffee unless it’s 2 a.m. and you have a paper due the next day, I recommend a chai latte with oat milk. Trust me — it’s the best combo, and the fall flavors will transport you straight to Stars Hollow.

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Dress in layers

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While you sip on your chai latte, think about all of the fashion opportunities that have emerged now that fall has come. Rory and Lorelai are perhaps most known for their early 2000s outfits that transcend all the trends. It’s time to pull out the cable knit sweaters, leather jackets, and jeans — cozy and classic.

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Have a movie night with your roommates

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Friday nights are best spent nustled up on the couch watching your favorite comfort movies. Yes, it’s even better than standing outside of MIT frats. Take a page out of the Gilmores’ book and organize a movie night with your roommates; “When Harry Met Sally,” “Hocus Pocus,” and “Knives Out” are some of our favorite fall comfort movies. It may take some convincing to get your roommates to ditch their psets, but a delicious spread of Trader Joe’s pumpkin Joe-Joe’s, caramel apple granola, and salted maple ice cream should do the trick. ;)

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Read like Rory

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Now that classes are in full swing, it seems like there’s no time for pleasure reading. Yet, nothing screams Gilmore Girls fall more than reading a book as you watch the leaves change color. Not sure what to read? Some of Rory’s favorites that give ~all~ the fall vibes include “Little Women” and “The Shining.” Find a few moments in your day to start a new book (note: assigned readings do NOT count). You’ll forget why you ever stopped.

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I hope you try these tips and live out your own “Gilmore Girls” fall! Remember: romanticizing your environment can work wonders. If you ever feel bogged down by school or extracurricular work, just pretend you’re Rory Gilmore, and it’ll all seem a little more pleasant. And, hey, when worse comes to worst, an apple cider donut always helps. Happy fall!

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Sunday Scaries

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The classic. Everyone’s heard of them, everyone hates them, but no one can escape them. It’s the feeling you get when it’s 11 p.m. and you still have 200 pages of reading to do by 9 a.m. It’s the dread that pools up in your stomach as you doom scroll on your bed at 2 a.m., willing the sun to never come up. At least you have Sunday Sundaes.

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Monday Melancholies

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Okay, maybe willing the sun to never come up was a tad bit dramatic. No matter how hard we try, we can’t escape the return of classes (unless you don’t have class on Monday, in which case, who asked?) The Monday Melancholies are best represented by the 15 minutes spent in between each class staring at your GCal dissociating. I’m sure you can sneak in a nap… somewhere.

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Tuesday Terrors

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So you got past Monday. Congrats! Now you finally have something to write in that gratitude journal of yours. Wait… do you feel that? That sudden chill in the air? The Tuesday Terrors creep up on you when you least expect it, waiting to pounce during your most optimistic moments. It’s only Tuesday? As in the day after Monday? As in, there’s still most of the week left to get through? Maybe your gratitude journal will have to wait another day.

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Wednesday Wearies

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By Wednesday you’ve aged 80 years. There’s no denying it: the bags under your eyes are so prominent that strangers glance at you worryingly on the street, and you have a far-away look in your eyes as you reminisce on happier times (read: three days ago). On the bright side, you’re almost over the hump. It’s only going to get easier from here.

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Thursday Delusions

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You can almost taste it, crawling on your hands and knees, the sun beating down on you, sand gritty underneath your fingernails. Finally you reach your destination, tongue darting out for a quick taste, the first you’ve had in what feels like a century. Ah, alcohol. Maybe it’s not the smartest decision, but if you think about it, Thursday rounded-up is Friday and Friday rounded-up is Saturday, so why not go out and have fun on Thursday? Close enough, right?

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Friday Freedom

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Finally, the weekend! Well, basically. There might be a few meetings to attend, a few lectures to answer emails in, but at this point in the week you’re buzzing with so much excitement everything seems 10x more interesting than normal. You keep thinking about all the fun you’re going to have on the weekend. You’re going to try out new restaurants, hang out with friends, and really seize the day to finally burst that wretched Harvard Bubble.

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Saturday Slump

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Or maybe not because it’s 2 p.m. and you just woke up. Who knew that being so exhausted during the week would have repercussions for the weekend? There’s nothing you’d like more than to just laze around in bed all day, but alas, there be psets and assignments galore. Your grand weekend plans will just need to be postponed. There’s always Sunday, right?

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And…*repeat*

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We’re trusting our guts that this is necessary to maintain the balance of the universe, now that “GUTS” is out. 12 Harvard houses. 12 tracks on Olivia Rodrigo’s “GUTS” album. Can it get any more logical?

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Monday brings back Flyby’s weekly advice column! But that’s not the only thing coming around this week…Word around the block is that midterm season is upon us. Soon, midterms will be here to stay, whether you have one exam every week of October or you have “midterms” that spill into finals week. They make the Sunday Scaries worse than usual, break your sleep schedule, and perhaps even make you question why you even chose your concentration in the first place. That said, we have some advice for you to avoid burning out while still being an academic weapon.

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Q: How do I stay productive when studying for my midterms?

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A: The most important bit of wisdom we can share is: plan, plan, plan. Midterms hit harder when you forget they’re coming. Get a physical calendar (yes, the old-fashioned ones with the little pictures of cats or nature scenes) and plan out your midterm season. You want to know you have two midterms back-to-back one week before that week actually comes around. Also, you can plan your study schedule and pretend you're *the main character* if you need motivation to actually start studying.

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But, when planning, it’s also important to incorporate breaks into your schedule! Midterm season doesn’t mean you can’t take breaks; you just have to be strategic and disciplined when taking them. Spending 12 hours at Lamont will probably turn you into a Lamonster rather than help you study productively. Plan out blocks where you don’t have to study so you can give your brain a well-deserved rest. Go watch Netflix, talk to George (the free advice guy in Harvard Square), or, if you’re feeling ambitious, you can even take the T into Boston. :)

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And of course, remember to be kind to yourself. Harvard students tend to be overachievers, but remember: no pset or midterm is worth pulling multiple all-nighters, or even one all-nighter. Grades will work themselves out, and those three hours of sleep you lost every day for a week over one exam aren’t worth it. You’re human, and you won’t just magically get superpowers because it’s midterm season.

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Hopefully, these tips will help you have a successful final season, but remember the key to avoiding burnout has to do with the boundaries you set for yourself. Also, remember ~winter break~ is just around the corner!

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xoxo,

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{shortcode-bb7dc7bc97472ea34bb944ee8f503a80d3d7cc72}While the world is reckoning with “It’s Joever,” for Harvard Square, it’s the opposite. This fall, Harvard Square welcomed New York-chained Joe’s Pizza at 3 Brattle Street, where &Pizza and the Milk Bar (rip) used to stand valiantly. With its central location and late opening hours (past midnight!), Joe’s Pizza has all the ingredients of a new campus favorite. However, let’s see if it can pass the most difficult test of all — Flyby’s vibe check.

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Pre-Visit Impression

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I must admit, as a non-New Yorker, I have no opinion or knowledge of Joe’s Pizza prior to its arrival at Harvard Square. While personally, I will forever long for a day when we have a true fast food restaurant in the Square (McDonald’s, if you’re reading this, please, I’m begging), I also don’t object to more pizza places on campus at the moment.

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Vibe checker’s neutrality: solid

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Vibes

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Joe’s Pizza definitely gives off a busy urban city vibe, with its small and compact size, fast-paced services, and pop music that I couldn’t really hear given the amount of people talking and enjoying themselves. Thankfully, it has indoor seating and I was able to grab a seat on the counter with a direct view of the busy intersection in front of CVS and the new Starbucks (yes, it will always be the NEW Starbucks to me). The actual view is okay, but the feeling of sitting there makes it immaculate. There is something very cathartic about having a direct view of the Square’s busyness while contently savoring a cheese pizza slice.

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The Wall of Celebrities

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Like that one annoying tryhard, Final Club member wannabe in your Econ section, Joe’s Pizza does not hesitate to namedrop its various famous patrons, such as Bill Murray, Kim K., and “Joever” club member Joe Jonas. Of course, they do it in a more low-key way with just a wall of photos of all the celebrities that have visited the various Joe’s Pizza locations around the country. This, I realize, is a fun game to play while waiting for the long line of customers to move forward before you can place your order.

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Speed

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I was intimidated by the line inside Joe’s Pizza the first time I visited it. As a new establishment with a well-known brand name, it is no surprise that its opening brings forth a long line of customers, eager to check it out even on a school night. However, despite the amount of waiting customers, ordering, paying, and getting my pizza slices took less than a minute. Yay!

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The Pizza

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Of course, my visit to Joe’s Pizza isn’t solely about the vibe. I was also dying to taste the pizza. I got two slices: a classic cheese pizza and a supreme pizza. The portion was big which made the price a little less painful and the taste was amazing. While I definitely preferred the cheese pizza, I gotta admit that the mushroom and pepperoni on the supreme slice were super well-done. Even a certified mushroom hater like myself enjoys it! And for all your crust lovers out there, you’re gonna have a wonderful time with the thin crispy crust that Joe’s offers.

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Cons

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Like all Harvard Square establishments, however, Joe’s Pizza lacks the one thing that Harvard students desperately need: cheaper price. For two slices of pizza (though, admittedly, they were huge slices of pizza), it cost $10. While I did enjoy my brief visit to Joe’s Pizza, for the sake of my wallet, I regrettably will not make this a regular thing.

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Overall Rating

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Joe’s Pizza is a welcoming addition to Harvard Square, and I definitely recommend checking it out (especially if you do not personally have to pay for it *cough* get Harvard to pay for it *cough*!) Only time will tell if this can become a new hub for students, for now, I’ll enjoy some overpriced but delish pizza with friends before midterms have us all locked in the library in just a few weeks.

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