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How to Survive the (Next) Eclipse

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{shortcode-13f1cac4bd0e325752e862ca3f0e3fa4552ffd1b}The week before the solar eclipse, my phone’s notifications center was inundated with somewhat ominous messages. “Give us a call.” “We need to talk about your plans for Monday.” “Please be careful.” The source of these vaguely terrifying missives? My loving (and perhaps overly protective) parents. While a near-total solar eclipse had graced my hometown’s skies as recently as 2017 with little to no fussing from my parents, this year’s eclipse placed my parents squarely within its path of totality, inciting a weeks-long obsession with the eclipse and eclipse-related safety precautions. And, like the loving daughter that I am, I tried to listen. (Emphasis on tried.) My parents’ constant stream of messages and frantic phone calls invited mostly eye rolls and free exercise of my ability to decline their calls, but in the end I did follow most of their instructions on surviving the eclipse…and they worked as far as I can tell, considering that I’m alive enough to write this article. So, in case you’re worried about surviving the next eclipse, I’m here to share my generational wisdom. You can thank me later (read: in 20 years).

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Do not look at the sun without eclipse glasses.

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You’ve probably heard this one before, but it is worth repeating. As my mother reminded me at least five times, eclipse-related blindness is permanent. Telling your friends that you looked at the eclipse sans protective eyewear isn’t worth losing your ability to see, especially since that means that you won’t be able to (re)read this article in anticipation of the next solar eclipse. That said, based on this advice, you might think that I’ve exaggerated my parents’ neuroticism about this eclipse, but then you’d be ignorant to them advising me to…

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Never look at anything without eclipse glasses.

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My two-pack of eclipse glasses arrived in the mail three days prior to the eclipse, sans any effort on my part. I promptly gave away my second pair of glasses to a friend and ignored my parents’ comments about saving the second pair in case I damaged the first. (What do they think I’m doing with these?) I initially thought my parents’ advice to wear eclipse glasses all Monday seemed reasonable, at least while outdoors, but the minute I placed my glasses on my face for the first time, I realized that it was a bit misguided…mainly because you can’t see anything but the eclipse through the glasses. Thankfully, I did survive crossing the street while following this advice, but please don’t ask me how that was managed.

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Stay inside during the eclipse.

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This advice was entirely hypocritical considering that my parents and little sister were planning on watching the eclipse outside, but apparently I’m held to a higher standard. I followed this advice by watching the eclipse through a window (and my glasses), but I can tell you for a fact that at least 50 percent of eclipse-watchers did not and still seem to be breathing.

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Do not ride the shuttle during the eclipse.

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This piece of advice received the most objections from me, considering that I had to commute from the Square to Allston at 2:30 p.m. the afternoon of the eclipse, and considering my parents’ prior stipulation that I not be outside during the eclipse. However, my dad was awfully insistent that the mirrors on the shuttle would reflect the eclipse and wreak havoc on my eyesight, so I was instead directed to take an Uber. My dad was skeptical that Ubers would even be running during the eclipse — “you don’t understand, everyone drops everything for the eclipse” — but thankfully his doubts were for naught, and I made it to Allston, no shuttle required.

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Skip any and all classes scheduled for eclipse day.

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This was the one piece of advice that I made no effort to follow, considering that I had seven hours of class and no desire to navigate the consequences of skipping them later that week. When my dad mentioned that he thought that everyone should abandon all their responsibilities to watch the Sun hide behind the Moon, I briefly wondered if my parents had been replaced by aliens, but they answered all the stranger-danger questions correctly, so I guess that my dad just considers the eclipse a much more valid excuse for absenteeism than respiratory illness…

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Do not eat during the eclipse.

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I cannot provide any scientific justification for this one. My mom will tell you that she can, but I’m not so sure. My conversation with her went a little something like this: “Several scientists are saying that you shouldn’t eat during the eclipse.” “Which scientists?” “Several scientists.” I did follow this piece of advice, but I’m still waiting for the citations on these “scientists.” (Disclaimer: A quick Google search informed me that this piece of advice might be grounded in my family’s religious practices. However, I’m still not sure why my mom didn’t just say that outright, considering that I navigated the entire college admissions cycle according to the lunar calendar without objection.)

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For legal reasons, I cannot guarantee that following these tips will save you from an untimely demise (at the hands of the sun???) during the next eclipse, but I have no evidence to the contrary. Several students endured seven hours (or more) in cramped cars to see the Moon overlap a little bit more perfectly with the Sun; what’s a little bit of suffering inconvenience to see the eclipse and live to tell the tale?

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Flyby Tries: Going to the Loomis-Michael Observatory

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The Observatory is Cool

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Located on the top floor of the Science Center, the observatory is hidden away from the rest of campus, serving as one of Harvard’s best-kept secrets. Its location helps visitors escape as much light pollution as possible in a sprawling city. After getting lost and missing the extra flight of stairs to the observatory from the eighth floor, I finally found the observatory.

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The Telescope is Cool

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As I walked into the room after trying to push the clearly-designated pull door, I was met with the Loomis-Michael telescope, the room’s pièce de résistance. Seeing the telescope lit up in dark hues of red (to preserve night vision), I was quite sure that I had found the eighth wonder of the world (or of Cambridge, at least). At over 100 feet tall, the telescope is absolutely massive and honestly way more powerful than I had expected for a student-run telescope that dates back to 1954.

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The Planets Are Cool

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Within that first night, I was able to see Jupiter! And Saturn! After spending an hour — or three — up in the observatory talking to other students and taking in the vibes, I was so starstruck (pun intended) that I downloaded no less than three stargazing apps onto my phone. I also learned some cool facts about the planets, like how Jupiter has 79 moons and how Saturn’s rings are made of ice and dust. I felt like a real astronomer…except without the physics.

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Now, I Am Cool

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Throughout the semester, I ended up taking telescope classes offered by STAHR to learn how to operate the telescope. The observatory is super cool, and so are the people who know how to use it! And you too can learn about the stars, the planets, and the mysteries of the universe. What a flex to one-up your peers with when you can point out Orion’s Belt faster than you can say “networking.” Highly recommend checking out the observatory on an open telescope night — trust me, you won’t regret it. Unless you have a midterm and two psets due the next day, in which case you might regret it a little. But hey, it’s worth it for the views and the thrill of having the universe at your fingertips.

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Types of Students During Reading Period

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Reading period has us all in varying degrees of being unhinged. Try to stay in Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Evil!

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Harvard Crying Spots Bingo

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I cry, you cry, we all cry because Harvard is actually really hard. I can’t possibly manage my 10-month long delusionship, three group projects, and the state of the world without a good cry session — with a go-to crying spot in every corner of campus. In case you’re crying as much as we are, Flyby’s got you covered with this bingo card to transform even the saddest of experiences into a #win.

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Flyby’s Crimson Print Cheat Sheet

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Crimson Print was once the bane of my existence. Before I learned how to set it up, I too frequently would make the trek of shame to Lamont’s basement printer-linked computers, or create a sacrificial rite to the gods of printing, whomever they may be, begging them to please help me print my measly two-page Ec 10a cheat sheet. Worst case scenario, I’d begin begging strangers in mega group chats for help, or make awkward eye contact with a random student in Lamont who clearly knew how to use the printers.

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Life was pretty miserable, until I finally figured out how to use Crimson Print. Gatekeeping is not my middle name, so here’s how to set up Crimson Print (this worked for two other people, so I may or may not now consider myself a tech expert).

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Note: These instructions are mainly for Mac, apologies to Windows users but I’m sure the steps are similar.

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For reference, these are the articles I used to set up Crimson print on my device, but it’s pretty difficult to follow and troubleshoot with.

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- https://harvard.service-now.com/ithelp?id=kb_article&sys_id=c8ebe9a1dbd7401096ab5682ca961934

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- http://crimsonprint.university.harvard.edu:9163/client-setup/dns/macos.html

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Instead, I present you with an easy, follow-along guide, with pictures and captions and all that jazz. You’re welcome!

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https://crimsonprint.huit.harvard.edu/user?

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https://cash.harvard.edu/

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\r\nEven printing is difficult at an academically rigorous school like Harvard. Hopefully, now you know how to print things so you do not have to go through what I did. May the Crimson Print be in your favor.

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The Tortured Poets Department (Harvard’s Version)

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A little birdy told us that Taylor Swift’s new album “The Tortured Poets Department” was inspired by her visits to Harvard’s campus. Even more exciting, Flyby has the inside scoop on what exactly inspired each of the new tracks. From old Harvard traditions to once-in-a-lifetime experiences, you can tell Taylor really dug into the vault to write these songs.

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1. Fortnight

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The ridiculously short amount of time Harvard students are given to register for courses.

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2. The Tortured Poets Department

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Barker Center, Cafe Gato Rojo, or Lamont Basement (especially after 3 a.m.).

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3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

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The Harvard shuttle crashing into Tasty Burger.

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4. Down Bad

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The freshman-hunters scouting for physical affection love.

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5. So Long, London

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People coming back from study abroad with a British accent. Though I suppose they would probably say something like “Cheerio, London!”

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6. But Daddy I Love Him

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Justifying your section crush to your friends.

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7. Fresh Out the Slammer

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Coming out of your final midterm.

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8. Florida!!!

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The Lampoon, the place with the most “Florida man” energy. Currier, though, if we’re thinking retirement.

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9. Guilty as Sin?

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Witnessing the Harvard tradition in the stacks.

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10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?

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The turkeys ask as they terrorize our campus.

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11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

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Our sleep schedules (self-explanatory).

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12. loml

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General Gao’s chicken (please bring our beloved HUDS back).

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13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

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Your pset. (You’ve been scrolling through TikTok and you had to close the app as soon as you saw a happy couple.)

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14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

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Remy <3, but the love we have for him is big.

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15. The Alchemy

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Chem 17/27, when they teach students how to make… we’ve been informed we can’t make that joke.

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16. Clara Bow

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The grape pizza. It only appeared once but was the talk of the town. It was the true it-girl of Harvard’s campus.

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In conclusion, Taylor Swift is obligated to perform at Yardfest next year so she can get material to write her next album.

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Flyby Tries: Jefe’s vs. Achilito’s

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Antong Y. Hou:

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As a freshman, the debate of Felipe’s versus Jefe’s was all the rage when I first arrived on campus. Now, there’s a new kid on the block… Achilito’s! As college students, we have no money to waste. And nothing hurts more than paying for something that is just okay. In a world of PSETs and midterms that are literally just before reading week, we can’t afford (literally) to take any more L’s.

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Here are some of my food critiquing credentials: I eat a lot of food.

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Daisy S. Gonzalez:

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Coming to Harvard, I had no hopes for either Felipe’s and Jefe’s. I’m Mexican-American and have eaten authentic Mexican food my entire life. If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that fast-food Mexican restaurants cater towards a certain audience that doesn’t always include me. So when a new restaurant emerged, I was ready for change.

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Here are some of my food credentials: I only eat Mexican food unless I’m forced to eat Berg.

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Achilito’s

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AYH: Our first stop was Achilito’s. Upon first entering, the atmosphere was very vibrant and filled with more natural light than its counterpart. It only has one floor that isn’t all that spacious, making it very easy to be overheard. Overall, the vibes are good but not anything extraordinary.

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DSG: As soon as you enter, you get a more modern look than other locations. For example, the menus were on TV. I thought that was nice. I loved the brightness and the different shades of colors displayed on the walls. One thing I care about is the decoration of these restaurants. I feel like most of the time they tend to decorate Coco-like… but here they had Aztec symbols to pay more of an homage to the country’s heritage. One thing that’s noticeably different: the lack of space and privacy to gossip.

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AYH: The service was pleasant and we ordered a large ancho steak quesadilla and two shrimp tacos. I know you’re asking why we would ever purchase shrimp tacos–just trust us on this (I don’t even like shrimp). In total, the bill was $25.68. This price hurts the soul. Let’s be so for real, two tacos should not cost $11.

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Grilled Shrimp Tacos ($5.50 Each)

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AYH: Before we talk about the taste, I would like to note that the shrimp are grilled to order. I literally watched them take them out from the shrimp drawer and slap them on the grill. Immediately, the shrimp smelt amazing and the char was beautiful. Although size doesn’t always matter, the shrimp were MASSIVE. These are not shrimp. They are SHRIMP. The taco was filled with three of these monsters and was bursting at the seams. Biting in, the shrimp juices started to stream out of the taco. It was truly amazing. Despite the heft of the shrimp, the taco was extremely light. You could definitely jump after eating a few of these.

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Overall, I give this a strong 8.35/10. Again, I don’t even like shrimp, but this is just so good. However, I am not sure if it is good enough to justify the price. You can be the judge.

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DSG: I was pleasantly surprised by the look of them. I’m not going to lie. I wanted to hate shrimp tacos. What are shrimps doing on my tortilla? The flour tortillas used… well, I’m not a fan. I find all flour tortillas have a weird smell to them. However, one bite and I was lowkey left speechless. The juiciness of the shrimp combined with the salsa verde was actually ripping my tortilla in half.

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Overall, I rated this a great score of 7.85. I like shrimp; I guess I’m not used to this size… anyways I hated the price. But hey, what I will say is you will NOT be disappointed.

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Ancho Steak Quesadilla ($13.00)

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AYH: Right off the bat, the quesadilla looked really good. It was cut into three sizable rectangular pieces. Personally, I think the triangle cut tastes better, but I’ll let this slide. Right away, though, the steak was not steak-ing. In my humble opinion, I like when the steak is in chunks (refer to Chipotle). However, Achilito's seemed to be more on the shredded side. If you tried hard enough, you probably could have gaslit me into thinking it was something else. If I’m paying for steak, I want it to be unmi-steak-able. Honestly, it was alright. Unlike the shrimp tacos, however, it was extremely heavy. We split this quesadilla three ways, but I think it would definitely be subject to diminishing marginal returns on taste (for all you Ec 10-ers).

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Overall, I give this a 7.1/10. If your friends are coming here, the quesadilla isn’t a bad option. However, I wouldn’t go out of my way to get one.

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DSG: I’m a huge fan of steak quesadillas, so I only think it’s fair that you as the audience know I have my biases. I got my regular and I immediately noticed just how full my quesadilla was. There was not one bite I took that lacked any of the ingredients I added. What I will say is I am a fan of shredded steak pieces as it makes it easier to chew and in my opinion, enjoy your food. The shredded steak allows it to blend into the meal and not completely overtake it. The salsa verde is “watery” but in my opinion that just gives you a more authentic taste. I was legit sweating because of how spicy it was (not that I can’t handle my spice, it’s just been too long with Berg food). What I’m saying is that I have high expectations because I’ve had my mother’s food. Achilito’s at least met my expectations with this quesadilla.

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Overall, I give it a weaker 7.001. Why? Just because it reminded me of my mother’s food and I got sad. I wanted to tear up but didn’t… but if you ever do need to eat and cry, this is the perfect place as you are not likely to run into opps at this location.

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Achilito’s Side Note

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AYH: Many months ago, I noticed a beautiful poster outside of Achilitos that pictures three tacos perched beside a mango slushy. Also on the sign is the price of $10. However, when you walk in, the slushy is not included. It’s three tacos and a can of soda or water. If you do want the slushy, it’s $15. First of all, three tacos for $10 isn’t even that good of a deal. Second of all, that slushy is misleading.

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Next Up: Jefe’s

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AYH: After Achilito’s, we made our way over to Jefe’s. Most of you likely know what Jefe’s looks like, but I really enjoy the atmosphere of the place. And, I LOVE the second floor. They even have plants! Overall, the vibes are great.

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The service was alright and we ordered the exact same stuff to keep the review consistent: one supersize steak quesadilla and two shrimp tacos. In total, the bill was $19.42, which was $6.26 cheaper than Achilito’s.

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DSG: I walked in and well, like it’s food, it’s bland. And while there’s definitely more space to avoid your opps in here, I would just be sad knowing I’m in the same place as them. Yes there’s color but it looked like those abandoned amusement parks. However, on a late Friday and Saturday night, I just might not care.

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Grilled Shrimp Tacos ($3.95 each)

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AYH: Unlike the freshly grilled shrimp at Achilito’s, the shrimp at Jefe’s are cold and sit in a little container. Before eating, I dug around and counted three shrimp. While the quantity is the same as the Achilito’s taco, they are TINY. Upon taking my first bite, I was upset that it had no shrimp. After taking my second bite, I was even more upset that my second bite had shrimp. The shrimp were cold and tasted extremely fishy, not in a nice ocean-y way but in an old fish type of way. I did not finish it.

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Overall, I give this a 1.3/10. Literally minutes before this, I said that nothing could get below a 5. I was wrong. I know you probably weren’t planning on it, but don’t order this.

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DSG: Absolutely not. Jefe’s greatly disappointed with this meal. First of all, I hate double tortillas. I get that it’s there to avoid your taco breaking but the tortilla’s overpowered every other ingredient I had in my mouth. I felt like I was just eating bare tortillas. ESPECIALLY because the shrimp was incredibly small… and while some of you are okay with that, in my food, it is not appreciated. I just preferred the taste of Achilito’s shrimp. Jefe’s Taqueria is definitely a place you go to for a late night snack and if you’re intoxicated, then this food’s taste won’t matter.

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Overall, the limit of HOW BAD this taco was just doesn't exist. Think about how hard you may have worked on a pset just to fail it. That’s how disappointed I was, times 128329131. I had originally given it a 3/10 but the more I thought about it, the angrier I became. Just don’t get this. It’s not worth it.

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Steak Quesadilla ($10.25)

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AYH: Unlike Achilito’s, the Jefe’s quesadilla was cut into four triangular pieces — just how I like it. I was also happy to see that the steak was in chunk form. However, I quickly noticed that nearly two inches of the outer edge of the quesadilla had no filling. In fact, you could fold it into what resembled a piece of pie. I would appreciate it if a math concentrator could let me know how much quesadilla surface area we lost because of this. Also, for all you health nuts, the outside of the quesadilla was far less oily than that of Achilito’s. After taking my first bite, I continued to chew on the same piece of steak until I gave up and swallowed it whole — disappointing. Like its chewiness, its lack of taste made me think of an old piece of bubble gum.

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Overall, I give this a 5.7/10. Certainly better than the shrimp tacos but also just barely mediocre. If you ever want to build your jawline without mewing, just order this.

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DSG: Because I am an avid fan of steak quesadillas, I was not as harsh with this tasting. I took a bite of this and legit all I tasted was steak. I felt like Goldilocks: Achilito’s didn’t have enough and Jefe’s had too much. Jefe’s steak is just soooo hard to chew. My jaw was definitely proving its strength during this. Don’t get me wrong, the taste was not bad but it definitely depends on the bite. Like three of my bites were just tortillas with nothing else, not even cheese. The salsa verde is great and that’s why I highkey hogged it. It was the only amazing thing about this quesadilla.

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Overall, I gave this a 4.5/10. The taste is definitely there but with restrictions. This was WAY better than the shrimp tacos but just several steps down than what I’m used to.

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Overall

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AYH: If I’m being honest, I came into this thinking that I would like Jefe’s more. Especially because of its price, I didn’t want to prefer Achilito’s. Nonetheless, it appears that the difference in price translates into a difference in taste. In the case of the shrimp taco and the steak quesadilla, I crown Achilito’s the winner. When I can’t stomach the high price, I will still go to Jefe’s (just not for shrimp tacos). However, when I want to eat for taste, I will walk the extra distance to hit up Achilito’s.

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An Ode to My Dying Laptop

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Soon after that, a distinctive swshhhhh starts to play. I turn from my left to my right (checking my surroundings), wondering if any of my peers mind my computer’s cry for help. My battery starts going from 100 percent to 90 to 80 and so on. The increments of 10 almost mock my inability to stop it. I have approximately three hours before I lose her cooperation.

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A concerned peer might ask: “What about using it on the charger?”.

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No.

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I can’t do that. Trust me I tried, but the last time she died on me the battery replacement cost me $350. Therefore, I must take the walk of shame to my nearest outlet and plug her in. I can only watch in dismay as I ponder about what life will be like after her, sort of following my ex’s inner dialogue before he broke up with me. And just like he probably did, I weighed the pros and cons of sustaining my current relationship — with my laptop.

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My laptop has been with me throughout the pandemic, highschool, and college applications. I think it's only fair to consider the history we have. I mean after all, she got me into Harvard and her presence alone earned me compliments throughout high school. And if I gaslight myself, she’s really not as bad as a Surface laptop.

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For so long her support system was my support system, but now it seems like it's time to call it quits (command +shift + QQ). I didn’t know that on the day we met, I would be plagued by her restrictions to open more than three tabs at a time. While everyone else types away during class, I have to worry about her stove-like top. I just know that I deserve better than typing on keys as hot as the frying pan gets when I cook or hardware that sounds like the airplane engine that takes me back to my home state. All I have to say to her is, it’s not you, well it kind of is, but it’s mostly me. I can’t help it… she’s just no longer the Macbook I want.

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Hate your laptop as much as I do? Maybe it’s time to pull the plug.

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How To: Survive Reading Period

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Plan Out Your Time

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As college students, we tend to have too much on our plates and that can be difficult to manage. To avoid jumbling up your schedule and innocently forgetting schoolwork or meetings, mark down what you have to do and when you have to do it along with time increments. This may be easier said than done, but scheduling your time can reinforce your priorities and help you be ahead in the game and on top of your classes. I like to plan out my schedule on Google Keep, but many of my other peers would prefer a physical journal or Google Calendar, go with what works best for you!

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Take Breaks

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Tackling on schoolwork all at once is not the most effective way to complete or retain material. Ten hour cram sessions in Lamont are, in fact, not healthy. Shocking! Setting aside free time and going back to school work later can help your brain feel refreshed to power through assignments. So go ahead and listen to that podcast, laugh at the comedy show, or chat with friends during a brain break!

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Resources

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When it comes to this period of the semester, it is not strange to ask for help from faculty at Harvard as they are advised to help you with your academic and emotional needs. If you ever need help, office hours, ARC tutors, the Writing Center, and CAMHS could be a great resort for you to receive feedback on studying methods, course material, writing skills, and mental health. It’s ideal to seek these resources earlier than later, as in the last weeks of the semester spots tend to fill up as other students are in the same boat too.

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Set Motivators

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If you ever feel discouraged from studying or completing assignments, set rewards for yourself after accomplishing your to-lists! Trick your mind into thinking that tasks need to get done before you can indulge in activities like feeding into your online shopping addiction, going into Boston with friends, or getting a slice of pizza at Pinocchio’s. If you have crippling FOMO like me, your agenda will get done in no time!

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So as you go ahead and battle through the reading period, remember that it’s not just about acing exams or final papers. It’s about finding a balance, taking care of yourself, and recognizing that your worth isn’t defined by a grade. With these last few weeks of the semester, approach your courses with confidence, and know that Flyby is cheering for you! Happy Primal Scream!

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What Olivia Rodrigo Album Are You? Harvard Edition

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Ode to the Suite Life

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Imagine this: it’s 3 a.m. on a Tuesday and you’ve finally finished your Hum 10 essay, except all you have to come home to is your sad, empty, tiny hallway single. Now imagine it a little differently: you’re coming back from a long night at Lamont to your suitemates gathered in your common room yapping over some late-night snacks. Not only do you have a space filled with laughter to come home to, but if you have a single (or even a double), you have a little space to yourself at the end of the night.

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As the proud member of a four person suite who will likely be moving into a hallway double next year, I can’t help but look back at my year in my suite and be grateful that I hit the jackpot. Not only was the common room a great place to meet friends of friends at the beginning of the year, but it was the perfect spot to do work in between discussing me and my suitemates’ latest section crushes.

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Suite-style living provides the opportunity for built-in friendships and access to a whole new network of people. Some of my favorite memories are coming back from a night out to a debrief on the floor of our common-room-turned-secret-society (“but don’t tell anyone this” has been said countless times in my room).

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The benefits of an n+1 common room cannot be overstated. Are you in a double that is just not working out? Is one of you a super light sleeper? Does your roommate snore sometimes? Or… do you just simply hate each other? The suite life solves that problem. Luckily, my suite’s transition from one double and two singles to four solo rooms was amicable, but sometimes you’re not as lucky. With an extra built-in single in your suite, instead of having to move to the quad for some alone time, you can do it from the comfort of your common room.

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Also, you’re only in college once. What better way to bother meet new people than living with them? Some people may say, “Yeah, but with my hallway single in Pfoho, I never have to worry about being sexiled or my roommates having people over when I’m deep into midterms.” To that I say, you’re missing out on a vital part of the college experience. Sometimes conflict builds character. From occasional fights with your suitemates, you can learn valuable life lessons about living with people and conflict resolution. And besides, everyone needs a first-date anecdote about your “crazy suitemate.” So, the next time you get in a fight with your roommate, thank them for helping you fill that last 10 minutes of therapy when you’ve run out of things to talk about.

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I wouldn’t trade the suite life for anything… but unfortunately, I don’t have a choice. Although I’ll have air-conditioning next year, I would much rather be hanging out in my 100 degree Thayer common room with all my suitemates and our friends.

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Harvard Bingo (Freshmen Edition)

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Flyby's 2024 Visitas Guide!

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Hi, Class of 2028! Welcome to Harvard, both figuratively (you got in) and literally (you are on our campus for Visitas right now)! Let us introduce ourselves — we're Flyby Blog, the best and only student life blog on campus. We know there's a lot going on, but we've been where you are. So, we wrote a ton of articles to help you out. Here's a breakdown of what we have to offer:

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How to Make the Most of Visitas: Do's and Don'ts

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Follow these ground rules to avoid a major faux-pas and/or a minor fashion emergency.

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28 Vocab Words for the Class of 2028

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Harvard students through a lot of lingo around. Use this guide to get caught up.

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We're Not Really Strangers: Visitas Edition

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Use these conversation starters to avoid extremely awkward small talk with other prefrosh.

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Don't Be Fooled by Visitas

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Harvard's putting its best foot forward this weekend, but we'll give you some other helpful tips to help you decide about entire semesters.

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What Makes Harvard Unique

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It's not all fun and games... but some of it is — find out what!

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Best of: Flyby's Visitas Features

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Still curious? We do one of these Visitas features every year (maybe you'll help us write next year's!). We have tips on making friends, not getting lost, and even making the most of Visitas if you can't make it to campus.

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Best of luck this weekend, Class of 2028! We'll see you in the fall.

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28 Vocab Words for the Class of 2028

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Class of 2028: let us be the millionth to say, welcome to Harvard! Here in the ivory tower, we have a lot of lingo that we will immediately throw around without explaining anything. We, that is, meaning people other than Flyby Blog, the best/coolest/most fun section of The Harvard Crimson (the school newspaper you’re currently reading — we’ll give you that one for free). So, trust us to give you everything you need to know to not be lost, literally and figuratively, during this weekend and the next four years!

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1. The Yard

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The historic home of the freshmen (unless you’re in the Quad of the Yard Crimson Yard), the not-John Harvard statue, and flocks of tourists.

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2. The Houses

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Like Harry Potter, first-years are sorted into one of the twelve upperclassmen houses. Each House has their own Deans, advising team, dining halls, libraries, gyms, and special amenities such as massage rooms and student-run grilles. What’s the best one, you ask? The one you get randomly sorted into.

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3. The Quad

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Located on the old Radcliffe campus, the Quad is home to three upperclassmen houses, some of the best food on campus, and the best dogspotting. Quadlings (Quad residents) will tell you it isn't that far, but the fifteen-minute walk says otherwise (please don’t come for me).

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4. The SEC

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Short for Science and Engineering Complex, the SEC is the cheese-grater-like innovation hub on the Allston campus. There, you’ll find a majority of engineering and computer science classes, state-of-the-art technology, free (!!) acai bowls and coffee, and a plethora of Trader Joe’s snacks, a student-favorite grocery store right across the street.

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5. Berg

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Annenberg (Berg) is the freshman-only dining hall. As a first-year, this is where you’ll experience heartbreak, tourist break-ins, the best friendships and the worst fights. Fun fact to share with your family: Berg is the inspiration for Hogwarts’ Great Hall and has the largest collection of secular stained glass in the country.

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6. D-hall

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“Dee-hall”. Short for dining hall.

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7. HUDS (“hudds”)

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Harvard University Dining Services, with the nicest staff in the dining halls!

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8. Blocking

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Don’t worry about it yet.

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9. Punching

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Don’t worry about it yet, part 2.

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10. Entryway

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The first community you will have at Harvard! An entryway is composed of 20-30 first-years in the same dorm, overseen by a live-in proctor (see below) and a peer advising team who will organize delicious study breaks.

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11. Proctor

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The equivalent of an RA at other colleges. Typically a graduate student or Harvard employee who lives in the freshman entryway and can support you with anything from laundry to life advice.

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12. PAF (paff)

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Each freshman is assigned a Peer Advising Fellow, an upperclassman who can share unique insights about any and all things Harvard student life.

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13. Widener / Lamont / Cabot Science Library

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Harvard libraries! Each has their own vibe, which you can read more about here!

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14. The Mac

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Gym bros and professors alike frequent the Malkin Athletic Center (dubbed ‘The Mac’). Go there to get your anger out or see your history professor sweating over Ally Love’s 45-minute pop Peloton ride.

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15. Tasty Basty

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The basement of Tasty Burger. Absolute rock bottom for your social life. Anybody who tells you otherwise is a promoter in disguise. And yet, even the shuttle couldn’t stay away…

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16. Sidechat

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Harvard’s app-only anonymous student forum that you’ll probably use more than actual media outlets for your daily news. (Except, obviously you’ll read The Crimson every day.)

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17. Rakesh / Dean Khurana

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Legally, this is not a Rakesh fan account. But also, go follow our favorite dean on Instagram. Bonus if you can make it on feed during Visitas!

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18. Concentration

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Harvard’s (and Brown’s) word for a major.

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19. Joint vs. Double vs. Special Concentration

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Joint: You’re multidisciplinary.

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Double: You’re multidisciplinary and willing to take more classes if it means you don’t have to write a senior thesis.

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Special: You’re so multidisciplinary that even Harvard’s 50 undergraduate concentrations don’t cover your multidisciplinary-ness.

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20. Secondary

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Harvard’s (not Brown’s!!!) word for a minor.

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21. Comp

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You thought college applications were the end of it? SIKE! Grind never stops. Comps are applications or initiation processes for clubs. It can stand for competitive, completion, and/or competition.

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22. Google Calendar / GCal (Gee-kal)

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What seemed to be a slightly better user-friendly alternative to iCal will soon run your social and academic life. Once you start scheduling meals with people, you’ll know you’re truly a Harvard student.

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23. When2meet

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GCal’s ugly cousin. The last resort when the tenth “that time doesn’t work for me” text has been sent. If you’ve resorted to when2meet, you might as well ditch the friendship already.

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24. MCS

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Mignone Center for Career Services, because we all know you’re here at Harvard to make bank and sell your soul to consulting and investment banking to pursue fulfilling intellectual enlightenment and better oneself as a lifelong learner.

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25. TF, PSL, CA

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A course’s Teaching Fellows (TF), Peer Study Leaders (PSL) and CAs (Course Assistants) are graduate and undergraduate assistants who have usually taken the course before and can help you answer questions about the course and its assignments.

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26. Animals of Harvard:

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Remy: The cutest orange cat. Despite all Sidechat rumors, he is still alive!

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The Turkeys: At first you’ll think they’re cute. Then you’ll realize they’re three feet tall. Then you’ll realize that they can fly.

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Goose: The jackets worth more than your Macbook Air, or the rabid beasts by the River.

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That Guy That Goes Too Hard to “Mo Bamba”: Avoid at all costs.

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27. The T

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He loves me, he loves me not. The T works, the T does not — it’s different every day! Run by the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA), the T is Boston’s subway system that services the metro area. Take the Red Line from Harvard Square into downtown Boston for much-needed getaways from campus. Or, take the extremely slept-on 1 bus!

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28. Flyby Blog

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Harvard’s premier student blog. Publishes a daily newsletter that is a must-subscribe for all Harvard students. thecrimson.com/subscribe and choose Harvard Today! You’ll get an email every morning with the menu, the weather, and events with ~free food~...

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Dear Class of 2028: Here's What Makes Harvard Unique

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The Housing System

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When you arrive at Harvard, it might be your first time away from home, but don’t worry; its support networks will always have your back!

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When you’re a freshman student, you have the opportunity to participate in close-knit pre-orientation groups and you will receive a Peer Advising Follow (PAF) based on your entryway. A PAF acts as your upperclassman guide to the Harvard bubble.

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Better yet, you will look forward to being sorted into one of our 12 upperclassmen houses on a magical campus holiday called Housing Day. You create groups of up to eight freshmen students, known as a “Blocking Group,” and you get to live in the same House for the next three years.

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Each House has its own traditions and quirks. Maybe you’ll fall in love with Lowell tea or Mather’s monkey bread or even get lucky enough to secure a ticket to Eliot’s spring formal known as Fête.

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The current housing system is a completely randomized lottery, but back in the day, freshmen students ranked upperclassmen Houses, so they had distinct personalities.

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What if your House doesn’t turn out to be your perfect fit? You can transfer to another one. Whether you enjoy the Quad or the River, you will find your home here.

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The Math Lounge

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One of our biggest academic buildings on campus is the Science Center, which is home to all the premed introduction classes, random Gen Ed lectures, and probably all your 9 a.m. classes.

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But many don’t realize that it is also home to a free espresso machine on the fourth floor in the Math Lounge. Do yourself a favor and learn how to use it; your sleep deprivation and wallet will thank you.

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Apart from the free caffeine, the lounge is also a lovely place to study and do homework, especially if you're in need of a blackboard. It even has a spacious balcony if you want to people-watch or pretend you’re the main character and romanticize the view of Harvard Yard.

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Being Boston-Adjacent

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Cambridge is around half an hour away from anywhere you’d want to visit in Boston. Spend a Sunday morning visiting the Museum of Fine Arts or window shop on Newbury Street — there’s plenty of good food and shopping just a short MBTA ride away.

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The good thing about not being truly in the heart of Boston is that you can always escape the chaos. Go thrifting in Central Square, explore the food court in Porter Square, or maybe even take a class at MIT. Cambridge has the duality of being integrated into Boston and living in its own little world.

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Extracurricular Obsession Passion

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Harvard students are just as passionate about their extracurriculars as they are about their studies, if not more! You’ll meet people creating startups, pursuing activism, or even working on presidential campaigns (yeah, that presidency). The passion people have here for their life outside of class makes for mind-blowing and motivating stories. But also, please chill sometimes.

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Brain Break

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Every school night, there’s this lovely thing called Brain Break! Harvard knows its students stay up until strange hours studying or binge-watching Netflix, so each dining hall offers an assortment of late-night snacks for students to refuel themselves or take a break.

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The Jefe’s vs. Felipe’s Debate

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Harvard students judge you on which Mexican restaurant you prefer, so you better make your choice wisely. These two spots are right across the street from each other, with one being known for giant portions while the other has a lively rooftop bar. You will most likely pledge your allegiance to one and grab it every time you need a late-night snack or miss dinner.

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Never-Ending Supply of Cafés

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From Pavement to Blank Street to Peets, you’ll find your favorite quickly. You can always count on Harvard Square for a caffeinated beverage that’ll fulfill your craving. We have coffee, tea, a CVS with a wide selection of energy drinks, and, of course, boba!

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Sundae Sunday

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Each Sunday night at dinner, you’ll find ice cream and a plethora of toppings to create your own ‘Sunday Sundae.’ Need I say more?

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Myriad of Research Opportunities

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Science? Social Science? Engineering? The Humanities? It doesn’t matter what interests you; Harvard probably has the perfect research assistantship or summer program for you. With dozens of stipend opportunities available to undergraduates, if research is your thing, dive right in. And Boston’s truckload of hospitals aren’t only great if you manage to break a bone tripping on the brick sidewalks: they have labs, too!

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Cross-Registration

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Have you ever wanted to cosplay as a law or medical student without all the loans? Or maybe you got rejected from MIT but don’t know how to break it to your grandparents. Do not fear, cross-registration is here! Harvard students can take classes at the majority of the graduate schools or even at MIT to count towards their degree by petitioning their academic department for credit.

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Proximity to Trader Joe’s

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You might not know it yet, but you’re going to fall in love with a grocery store named Trader Joe’s. With niche snacks, seasonal flavors, and prices that won’t leave you feeling robbed like CVS, you will become obsessed with it.

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There’s a Trader Joe’s near the ~new~ Science and Engineering Complex in Allston, and a secret second one 15 minutes down Memorial Drive from River East. I promise you will find grocery shopping such a treat, and you will love trying all of their new snacks to find your favorites.

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Unlimited D-hall Swipes

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We may not beat Boston University for their top-ranking d-hall, but we do have unlimited swipes. It’s nice to never have to worry about which meal plan to choose or if I have enough on my card to grab a meal. While Harvard University Dining Services is not always the fanciest (cough, cough, Yale), it’s reliable and stress-free. Also, you will become besties with your House d-hall swiper, the member of HUDS who greets students as they enter the servery!

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Flyby Blog (of The Harvard Crimson)

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Come back and read Flyby for all the life hacks you need to know as a Harvard student, or maybe even join us! Rumor has that we are also part of a 150-year-old newspaper that has scooped the New York Times multiple times… Maybe you’ll make your own list of Harvard quirks. :)

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We’re Not Really Strangers: Visitas Edition

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Dear Class of 2028,

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Visitas is fast approaching, and you’ll soon be surrounded by your fellow admits as you revel in finally standing in Harvard’s (so they say) hallowed halls. Amidst the chaos of Visitas and a gazillion club info sessions, academic fairs, and late-night events, making quality conversation with your peers, let alone remembering the names of the 300 prospective Economics and Government concentrators you just met, will be more difficult than trying to recite the names of all the near-identical red brick buildings in the Yard.

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Before you commit immediate friendship transgressions by asking questions like “What other colleges did you get into?” or “Are you going to Bulldog Days after this,” let us be your guiding star. We’re Flyby, your trusty navigators through the treacherous waters of small talk. Because let’s face it, you’re not here to only collect LinkedIn connections and merch you’ll never use; you’re here to get to know the Harvard ~community~ and meet other members of the Class of 2028.

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So buckle up, dear prefrosh, as we unveil our expert-approved, mildly concerning, and certainly memorable conversation starters for Visitas. And don’t worry, if you accidentally blurt out that you’re concentrating in “Quantum Basket Weaving,” we’ve got your back.

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The Weather Gambit:Isn’t this New England breeze invigorating?” you’ll say, as if you’ve just stepped out of a Jane Austen novel. Bonus points if you can mention something about the torrential downpour and your hands being cold.

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The Literary Lure:I’m currently reading Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason for fun.” You’re not, but it’s a power move to establish your intellectuality. They’ll either be impressed or question your sanity. Either way, you’ve got their attention.

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The Uno Reverse: If you’re ever asked about your academic prospects (or if your mind has gone completely blank), reply with “What do you think I should concentrate in?” Let your new friend think that you actually will let their answer dictate your entire undergraduate career. It’ll make them feel special and perhaps even convince them to give you their number instead of their Insta that they are never active on. Don’t ask them to pick your major, though; that’ll just show them that you don’t know your Harvard vocab, and that’s embarrassing.

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The Pre-Existing Connection: Hey, do you know John Harvard?” You know absolutely nothing of substance about John, but you did suffer through one very awkward text conversation with him right after Decision Day, so you might as well make use of it.

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The Heart-to-Heart:I think my Visitas host hates me,” you’ll confide, and your new acquaintance will automatically jump to reassure you or (if their Visitas host signed up to house them for the express purpose of securing a spot at the club fair) respond with their own tale of woe. There’s nothing like a few tears to solidify a friendship.

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If all else fails: When’s the last time you felt happiness?

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Even if these conversation starters fail — though, trust us, they won’t — just remember: some of these kids are destined for St. Anford, but you, my friend, are on the Crimson Express to greatness.

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