On Premeditation:
poopmailman: “Shut the fuck up hoe, I'll shoot your fucking brains out on your bedroom wall and lick them all up and blend em up with my protein shake BITCH”
[That sounds unsanitary.]
Ooomar: “I'll chipa n**** then throw the blower in his lap”
Jason Mejia: “these hands are free to be caught my guy”
[I’d rather you didn’t do that.]
On Family:
Michael Darer: “damn my guy when i embarrass everyone who's ever known and loved me i try to do it on a less public scale. think of how your parents must feel knowing their child has the worst opinions in history. that's gotta be rough”
The_Mister_Rager: “Delete this nephew”
[Uncle John? Is that you?]
On Critical Liberty and Harvard:
Sharky1289: “This is why we don't let snotty Harvard students critique anything. This dude listened to Hip Hop for a week”
[That is factually false, but I’ll allow it.]
On Gender and Sexuality:
NAS: “Bitch you're a hoe”
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