JOY: Okay, okay. Let’s just all take a deep breath. First things first—did everyone like the book?
DISGUST: Didn’t make any sense. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
SADNESS: I liked it, sometimes…
JOY: Yes! Great! Which parts?
SADNESS: Well, it rained a lot.
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JOY: (Sighs) Okay, less helpful. You know what, I thought the cover was nice. I’m going to put that in there.
[Joy presses some buttons, and Charlotte gets typing.]
JOY: Nailing it!
[Charlotte stops typing at 900 words and sends in the review.]
JOY: Job well done.
DISGUST: Eh.
ANGER: Can we write about Fifty Shades of Gray again?
[Charlotte passes out on top of her keyboard. End scene.]