To this Alexander promptly extended his middle finger.
Alexander ended by saying, “If you enjoyed this performance, there is one other thing I suggest you do: storm the admissions office. I have a son, his name is Noah Alexander, and he would very much like to go here.”
—Anneli L. Tostar can be reached at annelitostar@college.harvard.edu. Follow her on Twitter @AnneliTostar.
This article has been revised to reflect the following correction:
CORRECTION: March 30, 2013
An earlier version of the headline of this article and statements in the article incorrectly referred to the Immediate Gratification Players.