You thought I was going to get soft in my final column?
To Jon Paul Morosi, you are the most dedicated college-age sportswriter I have ever encountered. If any reader out there wants to be a sportswriter, seek out Mr. Morosi. Just don’t read his March 18, 2002 column (remember, “Jon” without the “H” when you type his name into The Crimson’s archives...). Bless you, boy.
Finally, to Red Sox nation: Your pain and suffering is a column writer’s dream. That’s the message I leave with you. Never stop losing. Never ever stop losing.
Good-bye readers. The March is over, the Sea is here.
OK, I just threw that line in there because I thought it would be a cool way to end the column, as if this was some touching moment or something. Come on! This is a sports column!
—Staff Writer Alex Sherman can be reached at sherman@post.harvard.edu.