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Predictions

The executives of The Crimson’s editorial board put their slightly scuffed crystal ball to work.

Simon W. Vozick-Levinson '06

Associate Editorial Chair

On their way to see Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ on opening day next Wednesday, eager students will pregame with Cossack brand vodka. It’s like a pogrom for your stomach!

Elisabeth S. Theodore '05

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Managing Editor

After being electronically “poked” by Sen. John F. Kerry, D-Mass., and Sen. John R. Edwards, D-N.C., former Vermont Gov. Howard B. Dean will poke them both back—but refuse to confirm either one as a friend.

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