Yale: Soviet-style lines for shuttles to the Yale Bowl.
Winner: Harvard
Employees:
Harvard: Janitors and dining hall staff are paid a living wage.
Yale: Labor relations put Mr. Burns to shame.
Advertisement
Winner: Harvard
Downtown:
Harvard: Five clubs, one cover charge.
Yale: Didn’t have to pack heat this weekend.
Winner: Harvard
Nightlife:
Harvard: Bars provide sanctuary from the cold Cambridge night.
Yale: Bars on the windows provide sanctuary from the New Haven “nightlife.”
Winner: Harvard
Once again, the Crimson are the big winners by 7. Harvard may lack lux, but the Cantabs opened up a big can of veritas on the Yalie intruders this weekend.