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Harvard vs. Yale

In the pre-game calculations, Harvard has the decisive edge no matter what the category

Harvard: Going wireless.

Yale: Restricting Kazaa. (Haha, suckers!)

Edge: Harvard

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Harvard: In search of more space to expand our Nobel-winning academic juggernaut.

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Yale: In search of their hubcaps.

Edge: Harvard

As expected, The Crimson defeats the Bulldogs 9-0.

We predict a similar outcome at the game tomorrow—Yale falling defeated at the feet of the mighty Cantabs. The only difference will be a much larger margin of victory.

Want to visualize second-best? Just look into the Lux.

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