THE MISEDUCATION OF SARAH E. KRAMER ’03
Discovering America in the common room: “Did you know that Stevie Wonder was black? I never knew because I have a cousin named Stevie and he had this enormous Jew-fro.”
GOIN’ TO THE CHAPEL
Newest trend: getting married before you’re old enough to drink at your own reception. It seems as if young Hollywood is up in arms to don something borrowed and something blue. Newest casualty: remember little Mark from Home Improvement? Well, he’s now little married Taran Noah Smith, at all of 17 years old to 33-year-old chef/artist Heidi van Pelt. TV’s Dark Angel Jessica Alba, 20, will be trading black for white at her marriage to 33-year-old co-star Michael Weatherly, and with the tragic passing of R&B artist Aaliyah, rumors are resurfacing about her marriage at 15 to her mentor at the time, R. Kelly. But a lesson to keep in mind; for every Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe, there’s a Macaulay Culkin and Rachel Miner…
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