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The Proof is in the Pudding

Postulate 2:

How can one describe

The loss of a "manly member"?

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Primal Scream? Frostbite.

Conclusion: The Hasty Pudding has a firm handle on the punny implications of its show's title.

HYDE AND SEEK

Objective: To prove that Jacqueline Hyde, the show's vampy and schizophrenic villainness, demonstrates the Pudding's remarkable grasp of psychoanalytic complexity.

Postulate 1: Actor BJ Avrell '02 has better legs than any girl we've ever seen.

Postulate 2: In one key scene, Middlesex must consort with two women in three minutes to lift the Jewel's curse. Two-faced Jacqueline Hyde seems the most logical partner.

Postulate 3: Unfortunately, sex with split-personality victims is not listed among the abnormal fetishes at www.oddfetish.com.

Postulate 4: But when the Hyde performs the requisite sexual act(s), everything is magically resolved.

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