FILMThree entirely random things to consider:
Advertisement
A little girl says to her mother after the first time she tastes soda, "It tastes just like my foot's asleep."
The difference between Bruce Willis and Elisabeth Shue '85/'00: ''It's just a trophy. I have some bowling trophies I think would be worth about the same thing."'-- Bruce, saying he's never considered going back to complete his bachelor's degree.
According to DJ Schmeejay's research, six things are guaranteed to make people laugh, regardless of race or gender: 1) watching someone get kicked in the genitals, 2) a hapless person falling down stairs, 3-5) two people beating on each other in form or another, and 6) adults dressed as twins.
Want to keep up with breaking news?
Subscribe to our email newsletter.
Read more in Arts
Life on the High-WireRecommended Articles
-
GEOGRAPHICAL LECTUREBertram Thomas O. B. E. (Mil) will speak at a meeting of the Harvard Travelers' Club tonight at 8.30 o'clock
-
Today Is Last Day To Pay Term BillsChecking accounts will sag, fathers will moan, and moguls in Lehman Hall will rub their hands in glee as the
-
BursarmaniaPut this one in your pipe and smoke it: And then there's the one about the guy who, strapped for
-
No HeadlineThe report published in yesterday's issue of the CRIMSON stating that Harvard's representative, Mr. Sears, had won the championship in
-
No HeadlineOutside the inner circle of athletic enthusiasm here, there lie several sports which merely arouse the interest of men from
-
Crimson Victory PostponedOwing to a superabundance of snow flakes, the CRIMSON-Lampoon hockey game, scheduled for this afternoon, has been postponed until Thursday
