[The rich man and the Bush look-alike roll cigars out of the hundred-dollar bills, light them and walk off-screen together happily. As he leaves, George W. Bush kicks the baby.]
For George W. Bush:
[shot of Bush talking to the camera while helping an old woman and a toddler cross the road]
Unlike my opponent, I do not engage in negative campaigning. Although I have a fuzzy, loving heart, I do not use fuzzy Washington math. But I think the real difference is that in college, I was an awesome, popular frat president, and my opponent was a dweeb.
[Bush finishes crossing the road]
Old woman: George, I've seen presidents come and go, but you're the only one I'd want to invite to a party.
Toddler: Yeah, George. If this was recess, I'd pick you first for the kick-ball team!
[the three give each other a high-five]
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