JA: I think it's great. They always take us dancers. But seriously, you know what's so hard? It's so hard to see people going into senior year screaming "I'm an artist! I'm an artist!" And at the end of the year you ask them what they're doing next year, and they say "Working for Goldman Sachs..." It's always, always the amazing ballerinas or jazz dancers. I personally think that it's a conspiracy to put jocks and ballerinas together at work, where they work their lives away, so the only place they can meet people is at work, so they can have little Harvard babies who are either really good at ballet or really good at football.
DM: You read that on the Internet! You didn't make that up.
JA: Ooohhh! Is that on the Internet?
DM: Conspire.com, man.
JA: Really? Oh.
DM: Do you guys really feel like there's pressure? Great, there are people that do I-banking. But do you really feel...
JA: I do.
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