--executes someone.
--smirks.
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Take a drink when either candidate:
--waxes eloquent about how he loves his wife and/or his family and/or Jesus.
--tells an only slightly related personal anecdote.
--promises to fulfill the "hopes and dreams" of ordinary Americans like yourself.
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