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Politics and Potables

--panders.

--somehow reminds viewers that he went to Vietnam.

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--promises that his Medicare and Social Security "lock-box," unlike that of his opponent, will be "iron-clad."

--draws an unclear distinction between "Social Security minus" and "retirement security plus."

--uses the phrase "risky tax scheme."

Take a drink every time Texas Gov. George W. Bush:

--pledges to "leave no child behind." (Drink twice if Bush promises to end, "what I like to call the soft bigotry of low expectations.")

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