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14 Plympton St. officials refuse to meet Sorrento Square organization's demands

"After years of rehabilitation, I might be willing to put my cowboy hat and spurs back on and step back into the cage," Simon said.

Outgoing Editorial Chair Noah D. Oppenheim '00 has also reportedly been caught up in the cage-dancing craze. Unconfirmed sources say that he has offered his cage dancing services to the Lampoon for $10,000.

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Wirzbicki said he is not overly concerned with getting the chair back from Iceland.

"They can keep it," he said. "We'll just hit up some rich alum and get a cheap copy made. And then I'll just pathetically lie and say it is the old one."

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