I forecast rain tonight, tomorrow and forever. Be sure to pack your umbrellas, folks.
Back to you Jim.
Merci Yula.
We now take you to our random scary health story of the day, brought to you by Crest toothpaste.
Remember, if you don't use Crest, you suck.
I love you Jim. This is Lesley Crest, your WSEL health reporter.
Researchers at Crest Labs have discovered today that people who use Crest rather than other inferior toothpastes, have healthier lives.
According to the report "Crest Rules!" issued today, Crest-users have fulfilling relationships, lucrative jobs and discover true happiness by age 30.
On the other hand, according to the study, people who don't use Crest suffer from low selfesteem, loneliness and the black plague.
In other words, they just suck.
That's all Jim. Back to you.
You were wonderful last night, Lesley.
Next up is the WSEL tech report brought to you by Microsoft. "If we don't rule the world, who will?"
Remember, if it's not Microsoft, it sucks.
Howdy folks, I'm Scott Free, your tech guru.
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