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DARTBOARD

The editors take aim at the good, the bad and the ugly.

The Star of the Show

What came from th'election on Tuesday,

Were headlines for Time and Newsday.

D'Amato, Moseley-Braun,

And Faircloth: All gone!

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And we read "Incumbents To Lose Pay."

But to counter the chance of fil'buster,

Repubs five more seats couldn't muster.

In the House, Dems gained five,

Keeping Clinton alive,

And impeachment threats look like mere bluster.

But the left holds little allure-a.

For a sixth year in a row, Newt still has bravura.

Nevertheless, the star of the show was clearly

Jesse "the Body" Ventura!

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