a) invites you back to his room so that he has some company while he changes.

b) grimaces. It was his last clean article of clothing.

c) retaliates, throwing beer in your face, and yelling, "Stop stalking me, you clumsy psycho."

9. Walking through the Yard, you bump into that varsity hottie in front of Boylston. He:

a) grabs your rear end, whispers sweet nothings in some foreign language, and asks you to dinner.

b) says "sorry."

c) looks mad and says, "Oh shit. Not you again."

10. You find his notebook on the floor of Science Center B, and of course e-mail him to report its recovery. In his reply, he signs off:

a) I want to jump your red hot bones! :) Joe

b) Thanks again - Joe

c) Stop stalking me, you pilfering psycho.

If you answered mostly a's

Congrats! This strapping young Harvard man definitely sweats you. Word to the wise: Watch out for his intentions. This smooth talker may be out for little more than a random hook-up. Beware of any bed larger than a twin extra-long.

If you answered mostly b's

This guy may have potential, but he's way too ambiguous to be taken seriously. He either totally digs you and is too shy to let on, or just isn't interested and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Word to the wise: Mixed signals = Typical Harvard male. Try partying at BC this weekend.

If you answered mostly c's

He's probably too immature to deal with his feelings for you. May still think girls have cooties. Word to the wise: perservere.