b) "Um, I've got two midterms, a paper and a friend visiting from Williams. Let me get back to you."

c) Dial tone.

5. Your crush is behind you in line as you get negged at the Grille. He says:

a) "Forget this. Let's grab some Noch's and go to my room."

b) "Oh, that sucks. See you around."

c) "Duh. Only pretty girls get into the Grille with ID that bad."

6. You ask your dreamboat if you can borrow his notes after flirtatiously tapping him on the shoulder in Bio lecture. He:

a) winks and says, "Winthrop B-52. Midnight. Be there."

b) says he doesn't have very good handwriting.

c) says, "Bitch, get out of my face," and, embarrassed, turns to his friends and mumbles, "I swear I don't know that girl."

7. On your way up to the ninth floor of the Leverett Towers, you realize your fave guy is the only other person on the elevator. He looks at you and:

a) smiles, then invites you over to watch Dawson's Creek. Joey and Dawson get it on this week.

b) is silent for the first four floors. Finally laments, "Gee, this thing is slow."

c) makes a dive for the "Open Door" button, leaping out of the elevator before you get a chance to say a word.

8. While at a party in DeWolfe, you bump into him (literally) and spill strawberry daiquiri all over his treasured DHA sweatshirt. He: