She is a real politician,
Although often she can be quite snide.
She says she wants social justice,
And claims to fight the good fight.
But this summer she worked at Banana Republic
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Where she basked in the preppy light.
So, if you want to battle "the man,"
Give Ms. Kamil a call.
She's ready to take up some arms
And force the oppressor to fall.
The lesson of our tale is this:
Even if you're political enemies
You don't have to deny yourself bliss.
Just turn to your favorite adversary
And deliver a sloppy wet kiss.