'The Man' From Nantucket
There once was a boy named Noah,
He was a misogynist fool.
He wrote a small piece in The Crimson
And people called him a tool.
He wrote about final club women
And the way they suck up to the men.
Feminists got quite angry--
Their letters numbered greater than 10.
Do you think he is apologetic?
If so, you must be a bit dense.
Noah will always be a "misogynist,"
If that places him on the Right side of the fence.
Kamil is a U.C. representative,
A post which fills her with pride.
She is a real politician,
Although often she can be quite snide.
She says she wants social justice,
And claims to fight the good fight.
But this summer she worked at Banana Republic
Where she basked in the preppy light.
So, if you want to battle "the man,"
Give Ms. Kamil a call.
She's ready to take up some arms
And force the oppressor to fall.
The lesson of our tale is this:
Even if you're political enemies
You don't have to deny yourself bliss.
Just turn to your favorite adversary
And deliver a sloppy wet kiss.
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