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Take the G-Train

.Tattoos and body piercing.

.Dyed hair.

.Doc Martens and shoes that look like DMs(though they're admittedly hard to avoid).

.Dumb alternateen clothes from UrbanOutfitters.

.The blazer-over-your-sexy-bare-chest look.

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.Anything reminiscent of the waif look.

.Baseball caps, especially with a ponytailsticking out the back.

.All black all the time.

.Having a tan.

.Wearing sweatpants around in public.

Good:

.Colorful clothing, especially pink and orange.

.Those stockings that go to halfway up yourthigh.

.Costume jewelry.

.Smoking jackets.

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