to ease his managerial pain:
professors show remorse and grieve:
"Alas, we've slowed the campaign!"
With Rudy collapsed in the gutter
Harvard's ship-of-state goes without rudder
rent asunder by tensions
with professors whose pensions
are sucking dry Ma Harvard's udder.
The Clash once sang "Rudy Can't fail"
But our Rudy grew weak and pale
Wonder why he collapsed
And requires months of naps?
In a week ask your pal Carnesale!