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A LIMERICK FOR RUDY

A summary of what's new, what's news, and what's just darn funny.

to ease his managerial pain:

professors show remorse and grieve:

"Alas, we've slowed the campaign!"

With Rudy collapsed in the gutter

Harvard's ship-of-state goes without rudder

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rent asunder by tensions

with professors whose pensions

are sucking dry Ma Harvard's udder.

The Clash once sang "Rudy Can't fail"

But our Rudy grew weak and pale

Wonder why he collapsed

And requires months of naps?

In a week ask your pal Carnesale!

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