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A LIMERICK FOR RUDY

A summary of what's new, what's news, and what's just darn funny.

whom no gen'rous offer sales

"Try to understand," he begs

"Harvard's in financial straits.

Wealthy donors' whole estates

Can't pay for what you proofs demand."

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The angry faculty berates

Rudy's parsimonious stand.

Their speeches in their length expand,

the clangor of the crudity

grows louder than the Harvard Band

The presidential head is light,

his lace a pale and sickly sight

he strains to keep his frame upright

and though he tries no more can fight.

The president must take a leave

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