Feldman says he even made cakes for his son's birthday parties when he was growing up: "Regular cakes," he chuckles.

And what, besides sexy subject matter, goes into these erotic cakes?

Customers can choose between chocolate and vanilla layer cakes in a variety of sizes. Feldman then decorates the cakes with molded chocolate genitalia or with iced pictures of various designs.

Customers can also request specially formed cakes in almost any shape and size.

While some attempts are truly unique, Feldman says most customer orders center around male genitalia and female breasts.

Many of the iced cakes portray scenes of different sexual positions, he says.

One cake, which might be served at an informal holiday gathering, depicts a Santa dropping more than some presents.

While holiday cakes are strictly seasonal, there are many year-round occasions which call for more than innocuous blessings.

One cake reads, "Make a Wish and Blow," another "Happy Birthday Bob--The Biggest Prick We Know."

Those not wishing to offend can choose cakes which entice the recipient or cakes which celebrate friendship and camaraderie.

One scene shows a group of friends or co-workers engaged in questionable "party antics." The iced caption reads, "Happy Birthday, From the Whole Gang."

Other cakes are strictly zany. One rather off-the-wall confection displays a man and woman locked in a Monty Pythonesque embrace and asks, "Have You Played Your Number Today?"

And the Lorenna Bobbits of the world have been taking out their aggressions on Feldman's cakes for years.

One concoction displays a bandaged organ and reads "Get Well Soon." Another depicts a woman climbing a male organ and says, "Good Luck Getting Over the Hill."

For those nonplused by Feldman's prior efforts, the walls of the tiny cubicle are adorned with a liberal smattering of pinups from which the adventurous cake buyer can supposedly seek creative inspiration.

The cakes described above are just a smattering of the pleasures which lie in store for visitors at Sweet Touch. While most customers wouldn't brings their moms, Feldman says plenty of Harvard parents order "regular" cakes for their children.

Those wishing to see Feldman's selection first hand can take the 69 bus (of course) from Johnston Gate and get off at the corner of Cambridge and Third. Sweet Touch is located at 231 Cambridge St.