In honor of the outgoing council and its traditions, a dear friend has composed a special good-bye, to be sung to the tune of our national anthem:
Contra the UC (cantabile)
Oh, say, can the U.C.
Our great fund-sucking blight
Whose young punks should be jailed for their criminal scheming
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Whose ill-chosen rock stars, played to crowds rather light
When the PR was botched, leaving termbillees steaming
And the stupid book fair, and the rigged race for chair
Gave proof all's not right since the Prabhu affair
Oh say let us end these outrageous displays
And depose Randall Fine and that scoundrel Mike Beys.