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We're Anything Butt!

ANALITY. THE PROBLEM THAT DEVELOPS DURING TOILET TRAINING AND ENDS UP IN A HEAP OF 'TO DO.'

"I plan every possible situation and worry about its every possible permutation," says Finkelstein, who began compiling a comprehensive list of things she needed to bring to college last April.

"I brought up paper clips, contact lens solution, paper [and] soap for years to come," she says.

Much of Finkelstein's 'anal'yzing centers on the academic aspects of her life.

"I don't respond to my gut feeling. I analyze the situation," she says.

"If I have work to do for a given day, I'll schedule the day. If I get into it, I'll schedule the week," says Finkelstein. "If I have a lot of work to do and I'm tired, I wonder if I should go to bed, stay up, or go to bed for two hours. I spend a good amount of time analyzing the costs and benefits of the situation."

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"Everything she does has to be planned. When we go shopping, she always knows exactly what she's shopping for--pants in a neutral pattern...a low cut spandex top for going out," says Ellie Grossman '95, who has been a friend of Finkelstein's since first grade.

"But she laughs at herself because she knows she's anal," Grossman adds.

And what does Finkelstein think about non-anal types?

"I think...more analness results in more intensity," she says. "If you're more laid back, you may have a healthier life, but you're not thinking about things a lot."

"Laid back people stress too, but the stress they feel is at the last minute on the night before a paper's due. I'd rather plan my stress," Finkelstein says. "If I pull an all-nighter, it tends to be a week before it's due."

"I don't plan to stop making lists and charts. It's the way I function," she adds.

Bedtime Rituals

Like Finkelstein, Megan K. Fritschel '94 doesn't mind being labelled anal retentive.

"It doesn't bother me. It means I get my work done. I don't think of it as a derogatory term," says Fritschel, though she prefers to describe her set pattern of pre-bedtime activities as "a habitual ritual."

Fritschel, a cross country runner, says she faithfully performs the same routine--"sit ups, toe lifts, contacts out, brush and floss, go-to bed-early-because-I-have-to-go-to breakfast-or-my-day-isn't-complete-without-it"--every night.

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