Him: I don't know. I slept through it myself.
Me: Now that you're out of the race, which candidate will you support?
Him: That's a tough call. My wife would be a good president, but I'm thinking of backing my son.
Me: Both long shots, aren't they?
Him: Of course. But in this race, if even your postman knows your name, you're as good as finished.
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Rutger Fury, SWM with fondness for pina coladas and pets, is a close personal friend of Jeffrey J. Wise.