Give them lotion dispensers with poodles or gatos.
And for feline lovers who have to have more,
Try calico nail brushes or Turkey Cat Snacks galore.
Still others you know may be into the Stone Age.
Give them reptile jewels made with an old news page.
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Or if you want to teach frenetics to cope,
Just give them a bar of Dinosaur Egg Soap.
For musical types who are into good tunes,
Give them a reindeer who prances and croons.
This adorable stuffed diva can be found in the Square
Complete with a jockey in shape of a bear.
To keep your friends sane at the Christmas feast table,
Give them a game to help them stay able.
To resist that last slab of sweet pumpkin pie,
The "Death By Diet" puzzle will keep them in line.
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