Start them out young, aim for LSAT knowledge,
A Once Upon a Potty Doll will get them to college.
For hard core achievers en route to the top,
A Porcupine Pen Holder--losing pens it will stop.
And what kind of things can be stored in this mammal?
Fruit scented ballpoints or cigarettes by Camel.
But for those of your friends who are luxury inclined,
Garfield bikinis will keep you in their mind.
And if you know students who love lingerie,
There are Duck-the-Halls sleep gowns to wear night and day.
But if some of those items are not sleek enough,
Try Business School undies for the pre-B-School tough.
And for friends of yours who you wish to do well,
Try boxers with Ho-Ho's and a cheery Noel.
If some of your friends are pet afficionados
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